Ethan Hawke in New York City. (August 16, 2011)
Looks like his social worker is taking him to the zoo or something.
Hilarity! He also seems to be pulling out clumps of his own hair.
“Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner.”
Looks like mom put out the clothes for him that morning.
Training Day Two: Parenthood.
Has he always been autistic? That would explain a lot…
“I Am Sam 2: The Retardening”
+1 x infinity
Fuck, what happened to him?
Is Ethan dating Miss Swan?
Someone is MAD he couldn’t find his baseball
You were right Mom, I do feel happy being in the clean plate club. From now on I’m gonna be a really good boy.
Ethan is dating a Depends model? Good for him!
They’re looking for his retainer.
Where’s a giant, jail-breaking Indian when you need one?
Fwanks and beans!
Well that’s a definite step up from Uma Thurman.
Sloppy shirt-tucking: You’re doing it wrong. And a little porkily.
The Aaron Johnson dating-a-much-older-woman trend has officially jumped the shark.
He looks special here. lol
he looks unwell..
Have you seen my baseball?
“That’s not fair! SHE started it!”
Reality Bites was made 18 years ago… it’s time to take a shower and move on.
Well, it’s clearly someone’s first day at school. Question is…where’s his bookbag?
Now I’ve got that song from “Santa Claus is Coming to Town” stuck in my head:
“Put one foot in front of the other,
And soon you’ll be walking cross the floor,
Put one foot in front of the other,
And soon you’ll be walking out the door!”
way back in the day, I would have fucked this guy. Now…. not so much.
That’s kind of a step sideways from Uma
Marnie’s taking out another vamp.
“But I want to pway in da spwinkla again!”
Why is he greasy with zits?
Proudly rockin’ the stroke survivor look.
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