1. Raoul

    “Never go full retard.”

  2. Caveman thawed from iceberg, floating into Hawaii.

  3. Deacon Jones

    pfft….Ben, celebrities surfing in T-shirts in Hawaii is sooooo 2010.

  4. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Look Up! It’s Gerard Depardieu.

  5. The Brown Streak

    How the fuck did he marry Christine Taylor?

  6. sexyman48

    Wait, wasn’t Caesar was cgi?

  7. MrsWrong

    He’s celebrating. He just saved 15% by switching to GEICO

  8. PoorMaryKelly

    He doesn’t strike me as a swimmer but he does strike me as a drowner.

  9. Alex

    Ed O’Neill? Al always made me laugh with his shoe store antics.

  10. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “What do you mean washed up? DO I LOOK WASHED UP TO YOU?!”

  11. The Pope

    With all the movies he’s been in, you’d think that I would have noticed before now that he only has three fingers on each hand.

  12. Any Guy

    “we want the precious, give it to us!”

  13. DeucePickle

    Look out Fonzi, there’s a shark !

  14. TomFrank

    Don’t make Ben Stiller angry. You wouldn’t like him when he’s angry.

  15. KC

    He’s at about 85% retard.

  16. cutthecrap

    this dude looks like a total Planet of the Apes reject/retard

  17. rican

    Abe Vigoda also surfs

  18. Dave Mustaine

    Where the hell is Jaws when you need her!

  19. Dave Mustaine

    * BTW In Jaws: The Revenge, the stinking shark followed Ellen Brody all the way to the Bahamas, but it can’t do me the little favour of violently mauling Stiller for me?


  20. Manowl

    Hybrid children watch the sea
    Pray for Father, roaming free

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