1. KungFu Panda

    Here let me fill that for ya …. ziiip

  2. GLT

    Jeez, every damn picture of her. Has she got some kind of opposite-of-lockjaw disease?

  3. Inner Retard

    Every picture of her lately is about what she’s do with a cock. Or maybe that’s just my imagination.

  4. it had to be said

    Aunt Bea does not approve.

  5. Jill

    So this is how she plans to avoid having a fourth kid.

  6. Too easy. Much too easy.

  7. Johnny P!

    Interviewer: “So, Ben, what’re you up to these days?”
    Ben: “Writing a new movie that I’m directing, producing and starring in”.
    Interviewer: “Wow! How do you keep so busy?”
    Jennifer: “Beeeeeeennnnnnn?!?”
    Ben: “Gotta run!”

  8. Yet he was her master, and the invisible man would use his sub whenever, wherever, and however he wanted.

  9. EricLr

    Don’t get excited. Air and a toothbrush are all that’s been in that mouth since her wedding day.

  10. I'mCool

    And now as a public service, here’s Garrett Morris repeating tonight’s top story for the hearing impaired.

  11. Joe

    What does Ben look like when you peg him?

  12. “No Ben! Babies can’t be made by putting that in my mouth!”

  13. Jennifer was tops in her mime class for “blowing up a balloon.”

  14. Schmidtler

    She looks unusually non-donkey faced in this picture.

  15. superdouche

    “I once sucked a dick this bigggggggg”

  16. Happy_Evil_Dude

    Alright Jen, can you please explain how tyou were cast in the part.

    Okeydokey, here goes…

    *Crowd gasps*

  17. Kev

    She’s so friggin Beautifu !!! ….Love you Jen

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    She looks so good, it makes me wanna slap her parents for not having twins!

  19. “I LOVE COOOOCK!”

  20. Swore Griffen

    I think we all know what is missing here.

  21. Zuul

    “HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAREER?” -Jen

  22. I see she’s getting ready for my arrival.

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