Jennifer Garner on Good Morning America in New York City. (August 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Here let me fill that for ya …. ziiip
Jeez, every damn picture of her. Has she got some kind of opposite-of-lockjaw disease?
She keeps getting surprised by words over two syllables.
Every picture of her lately is about what she’s do with a cock. Or maybe that’s just my imagination.
Aunt Bea does not approve.
So this is how she plans to avoid having a fourth kid.
She’s got the same thing going on at the opposite end of her digestive tract.
Too easy. Much too easy.
Interviewer: “So, Ben, what’re you up to these days?”
Ben: “Writing a new movie that I’m directing, producing and starring in”.
Interviewer: “Wow! How do you keep so busy?”
Ben: “Gotta run!”
Yet he was her master, and the invisible man would use his sub whenever, wherever, and however he wanted.
Don’t get excited. Air and a toothbrush are all that’s been in that mouth since her wedding day.
And now as a public service, here’s Garrett Morris repeating tonight’s top story for the hearing impaired.
What does Ben look like when you peg him?
“No Ben! Babies can’t be made by putting that in my mouth!”
Jennifer was tops in her mime class for “blowing up a balloon.”
She looks unusually non-donkey faced in this picture.
“I once sucked a dick this bigggggggg”
Alright Jen, can you please explain how tyou were cast in the part.
Okeydokey, here goes…
She’s so friggin Beautifu !!! ….Love you Jen
She looks so good, it makes me wanna slap her parents for not having twins!
“I LOVE COOOOCK!”
I think we all know what is missing here.
“HAS ANYONE SEEN MY CAREER?” -Jen
I see she’s getting ready for my arrival.
Apparently she knows you’re cumming…
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