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He wants the precious, but it will never happen.
So, doing fart noises with your mouth is the best way to impress the Republican electorate? Sounds kosher, to me.
Sounds about right, given the average intelligence of the republican voter.
The Annoying Orange is running now?
nothing says happiness like an afternoon rim job.
…responded Vice-Presidential candidate Paul Ryan, upon being asked about his plan’s negative impact on low and middle income households.
My daddy sthells sthits in the sthit yard.
I smell lots of stupid in these posts…
You’re smarter than all of us Galt… cus you reference Ayn.
Hey Bobby… how’s Lula Fortune?
The Obama campaign team need only keep re-posting this pic over and over.
LOL! Welcome back Johnny P!
even he doesn’t like the taste of the shit that comes out of his mouth.
Here’s what I say to grandma and her damned medicare!!
I hate this motherfucker. That’s all I’ve got to say.
Paul Ryan responds to questions about how he plans to court the black vote
he looks like one of those stress dolls – squeeze him and his eyes and tongue pop out
As dumb as he may look in this pic, nothing that this pic says will out dumb Obabalatta. That monkey boy needs to be shown the door.
One is a Harvard educated lawyer, the other is a Harvard educated lawyer and… an elitist! See them in ‘Change’, coming 2013. Washington will never be the same again!
“Kneel before me. I said… KNEEL! Is not this simpler? Is this not your natural state? It’s the unspoken truth of humanity that you crave subjugation. The bright lure of freedom diminishes your life’s joy in a mad scramble for power. For identity. You were made to be ruled. In the end, you will always kneel.”
Kneel before Zod!
As Joe Biden says “He’s going to put you in CHAINS! We can lead the 20th Century! I ride on the Amtrak! Yay!” I can’t wait until Romney uses his cancer ray to kill all your wives and Ryan uses his super strength to throw your grandmas off a cliff like the half black Messiah told you. All you obama supporters deserve it for what you gave the US for the last 4 years. Thank Jeebus the obama/retarded old man ticket is done.
He’s preparing to lick the large black phallus. Sorry, I couldn’t resist trotting out that tired, old theme. It just seemed appropriate for this Ayn Rand-worshipping douchefuck.
Wow animal. You sure have a great handle on those librul talking points. Its so refreshing not having to think, isn’t it? Just keep stroking your obama action figure and humming “Mmmmm-mmmm-mmmm…”
Scoff all you want, you all know this is your next VP…. reality shows have dumbed us down far enough that magic undies dude & this human/kinkajou hybrid will take it. Think they won’t play up the father/son angle? tug at the heart strings? get into your heads? just you wait ‘Enry ‘Iggins, just you wait… lol we’re so screwed….
He’s a lead anchor.. You thought Romney was unlikeable? This guy was voted Biggest Brown-Noser in high school.
this is why when the idiots vote them into office and not ‘the black guy’ [same 'guy' who inherited BS & has worked his ass off since taking this job 4 years ago- and with elegance & intelligence] it’ll sting so badly… this has the makings of maybe the grossest irony ever in US history…
Hey Girl…Want to become even more of a second class citizen?
Then vote obama/senile old guy. He raised the debt by $5 Trillion in 4 years. Just think of what he can do in 8!
And what did your idiot boy George W. Bush do? Nothing?
What about the trillions him and asshole Cheney bled out of this country to line the pockets of Halliburton based on trumped-up phoney charges of WMDs in Iraq? Did that never happen? How do you expect us regular folk to pay that back?
The owners of this country took all the jobs, all the profits and all the tax cuts. They’ve been at their perverse deck-stacking for over 30 years. Blaming Obama for inheriting the consequences of our abuse at the hands of the very, very rich is completely missing the mark. You’re not even close, son. Your side’s got a lousy track record so maybe you should shut the fuck up, turn off Rush and find out the actual consequences of the policies you support.
A good place to start (also for anyone else interested): a series of books written by Donald Barlett and James Steele. Most notably their latest, titled “The Betrayal of the American Dream”. But then that would involve heavy lifting, like, you know, reading and actually thinking.
Or you could just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acLW1vFO-2Q
Well said, Doc. I fail to understand why it is so difficult for the Republicans to figure out how the Bush administration totally fucked the country and why it is so fucking expensive trying to put things right.
The Doctor just owned his ass.
Yeah, this isn’t exactly what Larry Craig meant when he asked you to play “Just the Tip”
Stop what you are doing! The phrase is “KICK butt and take names”.
Man… I already hate my own Canadian politicians. Now I have to start hating yours too?
Gingham shirt. Just one more reason to hate him.
Ryan demonstrates the only way he knows to secure female voters.
I bet this guy has skid marks in his briefs.
You read it in his stupid face.
ps I LOVE KIDS!!!
A guy who graduated from a third tier business school with only a BA in economics which would make him not even qualified to teach economics at a community college is creating and proposing budgets that affect the entire nation. Think about that for a minute.
Well shit, I’m always going to trust the guy that went to Harvard over the guy that went to a “third-tier” school. After all, unless you are part of the academic elite, then you can’t possibly understand the average American. Thank you, Jefe. That was very enlightening. I guess you went to an Ivy League school to learn that?
Shit, El Jefe! I meant to thumbs-up you, my bad.
This election’s Sarah Palin. He’s smarter, but also way stupider. It’s gonna be fun watch Obama/ Biden trounce these two clowns.
“So Mr. Ryan, do you spell potato with an ‘e’?”
“…and then I applied this firmly to Governor Romney’s ass…”
derp
Drawings of the devil usually depict him with his toungue outstreched.