superficial

  1. Wow, it looks like a donkey who just got kicked in the nads…

  2. SIN

    He is doing a Sarah Jessica Parker imitation.

  3. That’s Schwartzeneggers nose just before he pulled out the tracking device.

  4. Frank

    Is it me…or does that ugly mofo have dentures

  5. Johnny P!

    If you’re gonna be an Ass, bray like one!

  6. EricLr

    See, I could play a vampire in one of those damned movies…I could….I could……..hey, got any coke?

  7. And introducing….Dax Shepard as…..Perez Hilton.

  8. superdouche

    “I just met you and this is crazy…but i just did some bathsalts and your face is looking tasty”

  9. DoucheMcGee

    I honestly think this guy is underrated, there hasn’t been a movie i’ve seen him in that he wasn’t funny. No joke.

  10. sousvide

    two words – NOSE HAIR

  11. Swearin

    “Dax! Hey, Dax! Show us the face you make when you come up for air while eating Kristen Bell’s vagina!”

  12. cbn

    pictured here eating what’s left of kristen bell’s career

  13. Joaquin ingles

    These things really will spit if you piss them off. See? I told you!

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    If that is the face most guys make when they orgasm, why do women keep sleeping with men?

  15. I’ve never seen one of his movies, so all I know of him is that he’s adorable when being schmoopy with Kristen Bell. Less this, more schmoop.

  16. El Jefe

    Hate this motherfucker.

  17. “Feeeeelings, Whoa-oh-oh, Feeeeelings…”

  18. I sort of respect him after Bell’s hilarious Pet Sloth Meltdown. Guy clearly knows how to treat his lady.

  19. your mum

    is he wearing eyeliner???

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