Dax Shepard at the premiere of Hit and Run in Los Angeles. (August 14, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Wow, it looks like a donkey who just got kicked in the nads…
by another donkey.
That’s just how donkey this is.
He is doing a Sarah Jessica Parker imitation.
That’s Schwartzeneggers nose just before he pulled out the tracking device.
Is it me…or does that ugly mofo have dentures
If you’re gonna be an Ass, bray like one!
See, I could play a vampire in one of those damned movies…I could….I could……..hey, got any coke?
And introducing….Dax Shepard as…..Perez Hilton.
“I just met you and this is crazy…but i just did some bathsalts and your face is looking tasty”
I honestly think this guy is underrated, there hasn’t been a movie i’ve seen him in that he wasn’t funny. No joke.
How much weed had you been smoking before viewing these movies?
two words – NOSE HAIR
“Dax! Hey, Dax! Show us the face you make when you come up for air while eating Kristen Bell’s vagina!”
pictured here eating what’s left of kristen bell’s career
These things really will spit if you piss them off. See? I told you!
If that is the face most guys make when they orgasm, why do women keep sleeping with men?
Some women have pretty bad orgasm faces too.
I’ve never seen one of his movies, so all I know of him is that he’s adorable when being schmoopy with Kristen Bell. Less this, more schmoop.
Hate this motherfucker.
“Feeeeelings, Whoa-oh-oh, Feeeeelings…”
I sort of respect him after Bell’s hilarious Pet Sloth Meltdown. Guy clearly knows how to treat his lady.
is he wearing eyeliner???
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