1. USDA Prime McBeef

    If “nigga please” was a face, he’s making it.

  2. ben dover

    Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!

  3. it had to be said

    “Dat ass”

  4. your mom

    Baby, I hate to see you leave, but Damn girl, I love to watch you go…

  5. “YES these gloves are my shoes; and NO I dont wear shoes on my fucking hands.”

  6. Not seen: urinal.


  8. Bionic_Crouton

    Reporter: Mr. Jackson, were there snakes on your plane?

    Samuel L.: (sigh) Here we go…

  9. Bigalkie

    The path of the righteous man is beset by Japanese on all sides.

  10. mean_gurl

    Kangol hat? So 80′s….

  11. PirateHunter

    “Shit negro, that’s all you had to say…”

  12. EZ-B

    “Even I’m bored of me.”

  13. uncle denial

    BREAKING NEWS: Sam Jackson to play Stephen Hawking in new “action” bio-pic of famous astrophysicist.

  14. How’s his daughter going?

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