If “nigga please” was a face, he’s making it.
Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Baby, I hate to see you leave, but Damn girl, I love to watch you go…
“YES these gloves are my shoes; and NO I dont wear shoes on my fucking hands.”
Not seen: urinal.
Reporter: Mr. Jackson, were there snakes on your plane?
Samuel L.: (sigh) Here we go…
The path of the righteous man is beset by Japanese on all sides.
Kangol hat? So 80’s….
“Shit negro, that’s all you had to say…”
“Even I’m bored of me.”
BREAKING NEWS: Sam Jackson to play Stephen Hawking in new “action” bio-pic of famous astrophysicist.
How’s his daughter going?
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