Somehow I don’t think “As the guy who came into my butt last night” quite fits into that shirt….
Laughing out loud Topher
I hope this sad photo can at least inspire some good jokes.
Can I unsee his man toe?
Something about this picture is just wrong. I can’t put my finger on it… and I don’t want to either!
“fast as _ _ _ _”
He should have been forced to wear the Olympic uniforms. And buy them. At full boat.
What’s Joe Piscopo doing outside of Jersey?
Hilfiger it out…
I laughed way too hard at this
Two blocks down the street, he stumbled upon a gang of gay ham radio operators, and hours later, during a brief lull in the melee, his ass sent out an . . . – - – . . .
F U C K
…a lightly-tapped shuttlecock?
Did Mickey Rourke go on another diet?
Nice built in knee pads
They’re from the Lindsay Collection. You can claim those on your taxes if they’re work gear.
The pants looked better on Lawrence
Stop making fun of him, y’all! The guy has a monoball, which makes him, technically, handicaped. Have a heart!
Travolta? Oh wait …that’s too many letters.
Man, he looks much more lifelike in the Hellboy make-up.
Peanut dick dresses left
I give up.
The shirt is an advertisement for his “FAST ASS FUCK” services.
There’s an S missing on that shirt.
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Tommy Hilfiger in New York City. (August 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN