There is much cuteness here.
I see my inspiration for future comment bitchiness didn’t last long. Not even a crack at that Pippa ass?
I hyped up the bitchiness last week…..hard to sustain that level of venom.
But you’re back so I can pass that cunt baton right over into your capable hands.
Thanks for holding down the venomous fort while I was off providing much needed medical assistance to african orphans last week.
Cunt baton? like a dildo? I hope you washed it.
Silly Burger Boy, of course I didn’t wash it.
You want a certain amount of stickiness on the baton so that the receiving individual is less likely to drop it.
This exchange was classic.
A while back, I made a suggestion that Superficial should honor the thread of the week, as well as TMIPOTI. This thread is the perfect case to justify that suggestion.
Kudos to Doc and the Burger King!
I thought for a second that Tina Fey spent the summer getting some work done. Bitch look fine! But nevermind.
Not unless the work she got done was building a time machine.
It’s hard to have people ogle your narrow ass.
Nana Mouskouri is looking young and fresh…
Kristin and Jordana had their asses absorbed two pictures back.
You can thank the Panamanians for spawning this beauty.
Between Jennifer Lawrence and her, I’ve decided I want to come back in my next life as a pair of size 0 yoga pants in Hollywood.
KimK thinks she’s a zero. :D
meh, shes seen better days
Would also tugboat. Gosh, I love that word!
It’s [just try and] Hump [that flat ass] Day on thesuperficial.
Jordana “Pippa” Brewster
ESPN’s Mike Greenberg will be happy to know someone else besides him has chucked a deuce in this century.
Camilla Belle is the newer, faster, better JB.
She just informed the creepy photographer that the police will be there in two minutes.
Still so hot even after a kid. See that? Moms whose bodies go to shit after crapping out one baby. Step your game up.
They actually don’t come out your bumhole. I know! Shocked me too.
Steven Tyler’s transformation is complete.
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Jordana Brewster in West Hollywood. (August 14, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN