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  1. Cock Dr

    There is much cuteness here.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I see my inspiration for future comment bitchiness didn’t last long. Not even a crack at that Pippa ass?

      • Cock Dr

        I hyped up the bitchiness last week…..hard to sustain that level of venom.
        But you’re back so I can pass that cunt baton right over into your capable hands.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        Thanks for holding down the venomous fort while I was off providing much needed medical assistance to african orphans last week.

        Cunt baton? like a dildo? I hope you washed it.

      • Cock Dr

        Silly Burger Boy, of course I didn’t wash it.
        You want a certain amount of stickiness on the baton so that the receiving individual is less likely to drop it.

      • USDA Prime McBeef

        *sniffs fingers*

      • This exchange was classic.

      • A while back, I made a suggestion that Superficial should honor the thread of the week, as well as TMIPOTI. This thread is the perfect case to justify that suggestion.
        Kudos to Doc and the Burger King!

  2. I thought for a second that Tina Fey spent the summer getting some work done. Bitch look fine! But nevermind.

  3. it had to be said

    It’s hard to have people ogle your narrow ass.

  4. Johnny P!

    Nana Mouskouri is looking young and fresh…

  5. Kristin and Jordana had their asses absorbed two pictures back.

  6. Mike

    You can thank the Panamanians for spawning this beauty.

  7. EricLr

    Between Jennifer Lawrence and her, I’ve decided I want to come back in my next life as a pair of size 0 yoga pants in Hollywood.

  8. lily

    meh, shes seen better days

  9. Animal

    Would also tugboat. Gosh, I love that word!

  10. Who's your mama

    It’s [just try and] Hump [that flat ass] Day on thesuperficial.

  11. Bonky

    Jordana “Pippa” Brewster

  12. journalschism

    ESPN’s Mike Greenberg will be happy to know someone else besides him has chucked a deuce in this century.

  13. Joaquin ingles

    Camilla Belle is the newer, faster, better JB.

  14. Bionic_Crouton

    She just informed the creepy photographer that the police will be there in two minutes.

  15. El Jefe

    Still fantastic.

  16. Still so hot even after a kid. See that? Moms whose bodies go to shit after crapping out one baby. Step your game up.

  17. damn

    Steven Tyler’s transformation is complete.

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