Amy Childs launching her fragrance at Aura in London. (August 15, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News, WENN
Sweet. After having sex with her I can use that map on her tits to plan my escape using the tube.
Plan your escape all you want, but until you dislodge that tracking device she got from Fat Bastard, she’s gonna find you.
Its Cindy-Lou Who
From the future.
Pictured by a fourteen years old.
In the 60’s.
I wonder if my semen on her face would dissolve all that makeup by morning?
Aura must smell like semen and polystyrene.
My agent said it should be shaped like a sweet, little, sparkly grenade, and then he shot himself. So I went with his idea, to honor his memory.
Amy Childs’ face appears in every child’s nightmares
At least she knows her place on the Austistic Looks scale
You know you’ve had plenty of plastic surgery when your walking-around-face looks like it’s been photoshopped.
too made up and fake looking
So this fragrance makes your boobs grow and your hair stand on end? Sign me up
The irony of course being that massive amounts of plastic surgery destroyed her sense of smell. This modern day Hellen Keller has much to teach us.
She has to be pregnant to have such veiny boobs. Wonder how far along she is.
I’m no doctor, but I think that’s what happens when you go from an A-cup straight to a D, and then to a DD. (Because, gosh darn it, those D cups weren’t big enough.)
A discount blow up doll has her own perfume line now. Do they sell it at the Dollar Store?
No disrespect to you boner boys but this is so fake it’s fugly.
Fake from head to toe…pass.
Its Miley Cyrus in 5 years.
If you’re going to start putting this cunt on your site Fish then I’m off.
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