superficial

  1. BP

    There were lines on the mirror and (many) lines on her face!

  2. Ahhh the Son’a are back!!!!

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    What we see here is what happens after facelift number 9… the “loose skin” the surgeon starts pulling is coming from her chest.

  4. I think she’s melting.

  5. Another unfortunate sufferer of locked-in syndrome.

  6. rospo

    made an efford, congratulations.

  7. The Pope

    This is the best that Kathleen Turner has looked in years!

  8. mermaid

    “Hee-haa cheeeeeeese!”

    No Ms. Kidman, over here.

  9. EricLR

    It’s amazing what you can do with just a bunch of piano wire and botox.

  10. meeps!!

    Are they remaking Brazil…?

  11. Jenn

    Someone smack her in the back of the head, her face is stuck like that again.

  12. cc

    Actually this is pretty much what I expected a Botox over dose to look like.

  13. Juan Diablo

    C’mon guys, she might be crying in this photo. or laughing, or that’s just the way the doctor left it

  14. The two steel support beams protruding from her clavicle to her chin are used to hold her head up after she had all her neck muscles surgically removed to appear more “swan-like and graceful”.

  15. Butshe hasn’t had anything done but botox! She said so herself!

  16. evilstamos

    Dinklage! So that’s where you’ve been…

  17. My god, that is terrifying.

  18. duh!

    I’m suddenly reminded of my childhood and silly putty.

  19. “Botox powers fading…must maintain grin…”

  20. Geez, you would think with all the work she’s had done that those teeth should be sparkling white. Hope she kept the receipts.

  21. Nicole, you used to be so beautiful. But now…??? GAME OVER! Pack up your shit and go home.

  22. tlmck

    Her botox runneth over.

  23. “Calling Dr. Bombay ….. my face is stuck !”

  24. Eugene

    Kill it with fire!!!

  25. So when my mom said if I made that face one more time it could freeze that way, she was right?

  26. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Now THAT’S constipation! Pay attention, class.

  27. RuPaul: Who are you supposed to be?
    Drag Race contestant: Nicole Kidman.
    RuPaul: No, really who?

  28. Spleen

    This is the only expression she can make after the most recent plastic surgery.

  29. Little Tongue

    “Not joking. Can’t move. Heeeelp…”

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