Winner of the 2013 Summer Special Olympics….
“Tobey! Do you know where I can get some Valium?”
No Occifer, I have not been drinky.
He is not going to pass his sobriety test.
“You worthless *hic* punk! I was once *hic* Spider-freakin’-Man! Don’t make me *hic* web you…”
I can still shoot stuff out of my fingers. Only now it’s mostly pus.
”with great… responsibility.. comes.. great, great … oh fuck it”
“Is that the way to irrelevance?”
I resemble that remark…!
More like Doughy Maguire, AMIRITE?!?
“I have a card explaining my condition.”
Huffing ether is ‘in’ in Hollywood.
“You fthink yer better than me? I’mma star. A bigbright shinin’ fucki *barfs* strar!”
“Did you …did you just call me Shia?”
Here. You smell it.
Too much emo dancing will do that to you.
Spider-man, Spider-man, Scientifically accurate Spider-man~
Spiderp-man, Spiderp-man, derps whatederp a spiderpaderp.
What a fucking horrible actor.
Tiny little T-Rex hands.
“So I got the booger out…do I just wipe it on my shirt?”
Slow-motion nose pick – Go!
he just smelled his finger.
I know kung fu!
“I would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.”
“…’Sscuse me…d’you sssee my Sssuperman…. SssPiderman…I’m Sspiderman. Cossstooom. U ssee it?
(drunkenly sings theme song)
“Ssspiderman, Ssspiderman, duz what a Sspider can
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Tobey Maguire in Pacific Palisades, CA. (August 13, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN