Winner of the 2013 Summer Special Olympics….
“Tobey! Do you know where I can get some Valium?”
No Occifer, I have not been drinky.
He is not going to pass his sobriety test.
“You worthless *hic* punk! I was once *hic* Spider-freakin’-Man! Don’t make me *hic* web you…”
I can still shoot stuff out of my fingers. Only now it’s mostly pus.
”with great… responsibility.. comes.. great, great … oh fuck it”
“Is that the way to irrelevance?”
I resemble that remark…!
More like Doughy Maguire, AMIRITE?!?
“I have a card explaining my condition.”
Huffing ether is ‘in’ in Hollywood.
“You fthink yer better than me? I’mma star. A bigbright shinin’ fucki *barfs* strar!”
“Did you …did you just call me Shia?”
Here. You smell it.
Too much emo dancing will do that to you.
Spider-man, Spider-man, Scientifically accurate Spider-man~
Spiderp-man, Spiderp-man, derps whatederp a spiderpaderp.
What a fucking horrible actor.
Tiny little T-Rex hands.
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