Where’s MJ’s Glove?
She’d rather spend the evening with Corey Haim.
Of course that’s his girlfriend. Look at the way they affectionately, uh, avoid each others gaze and kinda-sorta hold hands. That’s love, people.
This is like The Curious Case Benjamin Button… In a couple of years he’ll go black and sport a sweet afro.
Poor Corey must be running out of money. He’s only got ONE hooker with him.
That’s an interesting new form of hover-hand.
That’s what happens when you’re too low to even get a porn job.
She smiled, secretly knowing that her next cigarette was laced with cyanide, and this joyride through an old pre-teen fantasy-turned-nightmare would soon be over. She gripped it harder. A few more steps and she would fire up oblivion.
You, sir, are an artist.
By now, I’m sure she wishes it was true.
even the most veteran of hookers eventually are overcome with shame which has become the case here.
is something happening near her nipple?
Not at the moment. Later, maybe, if the price is right.
I think…I think it’s …by god it’s leaking!!
He is just like Michael Jackson minus the talent, money, adoration, genetics and sexual preference.
Thank God the Canadian Tuxedo comes in maroon, otherwise I just don’t know what I’d wear.
She’s loves her cigarette more
“I’m talking with the man in the mirror. I’m asking him to change his ways. No message could have been any clearer. If you don’t wanna look like an asshat before it’s too late, look at yourself and make a change”
I’m starting to feel sorry for this guy.
He was mainlining H when Lohan was still a sperm, and he is STILL HERE. js :)
The poor girl is envying the other hooker who OD’d in Corey’s bathroom 20 minutes earlier.
Wasn’t she with him in the pictures from a week or two ago?
In his mind he is charlie sheen..
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