superficial

  1. spikedtounge

    Is he playing Zoolander’s father in a sequel?

  2. I’ve never seen a hairpiece float above a person’s head before.

  3. Cock Dr

    That’s nice, he brought his own bag of purified plasma, just in case.

  4. “My burd… Iz on my head no?”

  5. Rivka

    The clear urine in his urostomy bag indicates he drinks a lot of water and may be taking a diuretic.

  6. cajunhawk

    I have never looked at another human being and thought a good way to describe how they look is a Portuguese Man-O-War.

  7. Does he think that we don’t know?

  8. did he win a goldfish?

  9. Sweet blazing balls of fuck what am I looking at?

  10. cc

    What the hell did ‘Karma Chameleon’ mean, anyway?

  11. Never take a nap when your hair is still wet.

  12. wayners

    What the fuck did he do, put his hand in a toaster just before coming on?

  13. icu

    the fuck, dude?

  14. He’s making it very, very difficult for me to continue rooting for him.

  15. I really want to go back to 2008 and have Dikembe Mutombo shot block Rourke’s The Wrestler comeback. Then give him the finger wag and say, “No, no, no. Not in mah house. hahahaha.”

    I want that about that time I bought a Kid Rock CD too. Mostly the CD.

  16. dontkillthemessenger

    There are so many questions and I don’t think he’ll live long enough to answer them.

  17. Gfizzle

    James Franco in 5 ye.. next year.

  18. I hope Mickey is truly happy with where his life has gone. He used to be a good looking fellow. Now, I can’t figure out if he is peculiar looking or down right ugly. Could he be both?

  19. Pops

    He could only afford half a head of hair plugs.

  20. “Johnny Handsome” indeed

  21. whatever

    Tool

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