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  1. MC Pootsalot

    Ironic shirt day?

    Shia’s says “I heart Acting”

  2. cc

    Where is the senior confusing the gas with the brake when you need them?

  3. I bet his drawers have the skidmarks on the outside.

  4. Mr Winters

    Is walking like a troglodyte a thing now?

  5. Richard McBeef

    Maintenance crews are still trying to mop all the vinegar and water that was spilled after the collision.

  6. Is he doing a curtsey?!

  7. St. Jezebel

    when hairy met sally

  8. Which one is the chick?

  9. Jack

    I’m shocked that a black hole didn’t occur at that precise moment in time.

  10. PoorMaryKelly

    There must be a men’s bathroom stall with “4 a good time be here at 4:30″ written on the wall close by and by the looks of things it must be around 4:35.

  11. rough-unfiltered

    Well! There you go about the theory all celebs ass toungue each other just because…

  12. “Omigodomigodomigod! That was Shia! He is SO dreamy! Why am I so stupid? Why didn’t I say something?!?

  13. dontkillthemessenger

    They’re trying to pretend they haven’t had awkward gay sex.

    Or that they’ve showered in the past 72 hours… I’m not sure which.

  14. Brooke

    Shia totally recognizes Joe Jonas. He’s just doing what every other straight male in America would do if they passed a Jonas on the street.

  15. Venom

    Clearly filming the new Hobbit film.

  16. zyogote

    Those three special words: Shave.Your.Neck

  17. ManFromNOLa

    Inner monologue of the both of them, “Bitch!”

  18. fartbucket

    To answer the initial question – a 20 something guy who always carries a backpack is a pothead who knows how to not get caught. Not unlike a certain ‘geologist’.

  19. Samantha

    Kramer and Jerry pass each other for the first time on the reboot of Seinfield: the Early Days.. i wonder what crazy incident will bring the future best pals together..

  20. They both have erections and, as with magnets facing North to North or South to South, they are repelling each other, thereby blocking their fantasies of butt sex.

  21. rough-unfiltered

    Joe Jonas looks like his rushing to get to his feet powered automobile…

  22. “Joe, check your phone…flash mob was moved to 12:30″

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