Damn, pissed himself again.
David, don’t look now but I think the woman you did that to is behind you…
Kanye must not have seen the cameras.
He’s laughing about how he used to touch 46 year old titties before he started touching 25 year old ones.
Hey Dave, how old were you when your intelligence reached it’s limit?
“TEEHEEE, you’re right, Courtney DID get implants!”
I’m not sure I want to live in a world where David Arquette looks hotter than Gerald Butler, yet that seems to be the one we live in.
One of Lady GaGa’s little monsters
Hey ladies, c’mom over and I’ll guess your bra size. No really!
Getting incredibly close to dressing like a normal human
Tune in Tokyo!
Why is no one getting that woman to the hospital when her water clearly just broke?
heh heh heh heh heh…that tickles
Then I was like, *HONK, HONK!* It was AWESOME!
“See? You CAN get chinese eyes without drinking!”
Incontinence is a bitch isn’t it, Dave.
The blonde behind him is saying, “Jesus, what a fucking loud-mouthed pig!”
“Hey, toss me a Depends.”
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