1. Damn, pissed himself again.

  2. David, don’t look now but I think the woman you did that to is behind you…

  3. Kanye must not have seen the cameras.

  4. Richard McBeef

    He’s laughing about how he used to touch 46 year old titties before he started touching 25 year old ones.

  5. The Pope

    Hey Dave, how old were you when your intelligence reached it’s limit?

  6. Jack

    “TEEHEEE, you’re right, Courtney DID get implants!”

  7. JMS

    I’m not sure I want to live in a world where David Arquette looks hotter than Gerald Butler, yet that seems to be the one we live in.

  8. J

    One of Lady GaGa’s little monsters

  9. Invisible boobs!

  10. dontlooknow

    Hey ladies, c’mom over and I’ll guess your bra size. No really!

  11. DeucePickle

    Getting incredibly close to dressing like a normal human

  12. Tune in Tokyo!

  13. Why is no one getting that woman to the hospital when her water clearly just broke?

  14. vlad

    heh heh heh heh heh…that tickles

  15. HiveMonster

    Then I was like, *HONK, HONK!* It was AWESOME!

  16. Knee Grow

    “See? You CAN get chinese eyes without drinking!”

  17. Incontinence is a bitch isn’t it, Dave.

  18. The blonde behind him is saying, “Jesus, what a fucking loud-mouthed pig!”

  19. “Hey, toss me a Depends.”

  20. Move: Groppelganger. +1 Creepiness.

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