didn’t know they made bitch jeans that hung halfway down your ass, but Chris Brown probably has custom made jeans to fully accentuate his gangsta douche lifestyle.
Looks like he just realized you can’t drive to Barbados.
It’s a sad day when my fortyish white ass finds itself thinking “This bitch is an embarrassment to real gangstas”.
that speeding out of control high speed rail train that wipes out everything in its path is never around when you really want it.
Part of his probation is that he has to wear a big red “d” for dickhead wherever he goes.
What a cunt.
He’s not flying anywhere, he’s just there for the complimentary pat-downs.
Chris Brown’s driver allegedly didn’t notice that Chris’s arm had gotten tangled up in his seat belt and he drove away, sadly dragging Chris to his death.
There would be a parade in the drivers honor!!! I will lead it!!!
Expecting to see fans, El douche exited his vehicle astonished to find……
Too bad they banned atmospheric nuclear testing.
Security better not peep his luggage.
False alarm, he has not been shot in the left leg. He’s fine.
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