superficial

  1. General Disarray

    MAHONEYYYYY!!!!

  2. Look like he’s all washed up.

  3. justuhbill

    That might be the worst wet t-shirt contest ever.

  4. That’s exactly how I thought he’d look.

    • hollywood_hillbilly

      Like a guy who doesn’t give a shit because he made so much money off the police academy franchise that he can run around in sweaty t-shirts while humming huey lewis and the news songs.

  5. Hume

    Cocoon? Ya, I know it was a movie.. but I gotta try something!

  6. He ordered the Bukaki with Lo-Mein.

  7. eatme

    …this dood has always been a fitness buff. He’s kind of ripped.

  8. dontlooknow

    Ok gross. We want to see young, good looking men in wet t-shirts.

  9. PoorMaryKelly

    Damn dude! Take a load off. Try going inside.

  10. Be careful what you wish for Steve Guttenberg. He just finished saying, “I miss the limelight, I wish I was as famous as Kim Kardashian.”

  11. Deryn

    Even *he* is asking, “Who?”

    • Deryn

      But seriously folks, obviously — well, not from this picture but from his general healthy look and the fact that he’s not in a gutter somewhere — saved his money from back when he was the shit. I gotta respect that.

  12. Venom

    The Gutte is the shit.

  13. AC

    When I first say this I totally thought, “Wow, Mickey Rourke is looking a lot better!” And then I read who it was and I was scared. And then sad. And then just scared again.

  14. Manowl

    He looks like Jon Favreau would if he was on ┬┤roids

  15. See, I was right. Steve Guttenberg did die.

  16. Gerttastic

    Gutts!!!!!

  17. Where’s that black dude from Police Academy making comical “squish..squish…squish” sounds?

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