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  1. EricLr

    I’ve always wondered why he has bodyguards. What, does he need protection in case Evander Holyfield attacks him?

  2. The list of dressing room demands was fairly straightforward – No green M&M’s, 12 bottles of Pelligrino and a dish of human earlobes.

  3. dontkillthemessenger

    Which one is Mike Tyson… the black bald guy or the bald guy with the tattoo?

  4. More like the “Undisputed Troof”, amirite?

  5. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Smart money says it won’t go beyond the second act

    • Schmidtler

      That’s too bad, because I heard he wears a little red fez cap and rides a tiny bicycle over a highwire in the third act.

  6. So Steve Wilkos is his security now?

  7. Perplexity

    Instead of alternating arms when walking, Tyson displays his new Beavis approach to locomotion.

  8. Cock Dr

    He scares me.

  9. Gin&Tonic

    anyone else click on the thumbnail thinking it was him being arrested for something?

  10. The Brown Streak

    Seal, Mike Tyson, and Steve Wilkos. Don’t tell me you don’t want to see these three on the panel of Figure It Out!

  11. “oh look, its the white guy with the dragon tattoo.”

  12. I don’t know about this play. The perp walk scene doesn’t look very realistic without the handcuffs.

  13. cc

    I’d tell those shoes look gay but…I suspect he could still cave my head in.

  14. “Yo, Mike… CRICKETS are good luck. It doesn’t do anything if you do a cricket IMPRESSION.”

  15. Low Ball

    The downfall of western civilization continues.

  16. I’ll just keep refreshing this page until it shows the picture of the closing night of his Broadway play.

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