Oof! Man face.

“and this is how deaf people say “lay your balls on my hand”

Serious case of Madonna Hand.

She always looks like she was in a car wreck and went through the windshield face first…and then the surgeons did a remarkable job of putting her face back together.

I always stop the porn video right here, before they spit the splooge back into their hand. That shit is nasty.

Well, with any luck she’ll see this picture and say ‘never again’.

Her body is heavenly.

Why does she have dead hands?