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  1. USDA Prime McBeef

    Kim’s tight ass leather pants, as worn by Kanye.

  2. Bonky

    “It’s your turn to wear black today”, she says to me. Fucking bitch is gonna give me heat stroke !

  3. What’s he, like 5’4″?

  4. I wish death upon this man. Let’s all wish together really hard.

  5. Henry

    Why does every dumbass break their leather out in the throes of summer?

  6. EricLr

    Straight outta Compton…and never going back.

  7. DeucePickle

    He only wears clothes from the future.
    We wouldn’t understand.

  8. Kanye (All Caps) West

    I’M GOIN’ BACK TO THA FUTURE IN THESE BITCHEZZZZ!!!

  9. I pity the fool. or I would if I could kick the shit out of him.

  10. AND what USDA said! HAHAHAHA

  11. beans

    doooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

  12. I don’t even… the shoes… I can’t.

  13. El Jefe

    Where do you even begin to describe how much of a fucktard that outfit makes him look like.

    • Bionic_Crouton

      Start with his personality, end with the shoes.

    • renzomatic

      Hey, the man is a well-respected fashion designer. Don’t begin to judge until you’ve walked in a mile in his kicks (because no one will offer you a ride) or found people awed by your fashionability (so much so, they are afraid to approach you at a party and talk with you) or… F it, dude looks like an idiot.

  14. lily

    Gay Fish.

  15. He’s so wee!

  16. Gin&Tonic

    he looks so freaking pathetic you just have to pity him. it’s like he’s a mentally challenged kitten who keeps dragging his poo behind him and when you’re about to yell at him he panics and trips over his own poo-trail and then just sits there with his tongue sticking out and look at you. kanye west: you are that kitten

  17. CanadianHouseguest

    “Damn hover board broke down. I’m-a kick Marty McFly’s ass”

  18. tlmck

    Yep. Looks like a grown man to me.

  19. renzomatic

    Maybach hasn’t yet created a hoverboard.

  20. Raoul

    “Scoot over, girl! You’re taking up the whole back sea– ah, nevermind. I’ll sit up front.”

  21. I wonder if you can use those shoes as a defense for homicide.

    “Ladies and gentleman of the jury, I would like to draw your attention to the deceased shoes.”

  22. ri

    Saggy yet skinny leather jeans? Wow, their couple nickname should be “No Class and Big Ass”

  23. This guy has more money than me and my kids, and probably grandkids, will ever do in our lifetimes. He has access to things I will never even dream to buy. And, without anyone forcing him at gunpoint, he goes out in public wearing heavily loaded black leather Depends. Lovely.

  24. What a fucking asshole.

  25. CK

    gay. fish.

  26. Oz Matters

    My 8yr old son has these shoes; there on one of his Lego Hero Factory toys.

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