Is it too much to hope there’s a Sunni LaBeouf out there?
Hahaha right on.
I see what you did there, well played.
I hear he is still searching for his lost bike, traveling the country with his backpack and the remains of his Transformers money, searching, searching, searching…..
Any readers in NYC that can pop on down to where he is and punch him in the cock for me?
i live here. but i can not do so. first he has to have balls so therefor i can not punch what is not there. what am i a wizard?
You are Emma Watson’s Vagina. That thing is MAGICAL!
HAHAHA!!!! I was seriously going to write that I want to punch him in his ball sack, but then I saw your post. We’re both on the same awesome wavelength!
Come to Laos, where you can stay in the comfort of our lovely international airport, but still get to tell your hipster friends you’ve been here. Act now and we’ll even throw in this hat to let everyone know that you’re down with the poor and oppressed.
I was in the airport in Vientiane about ten years ago. They had a sign that said ‘Please show all guns before boarding the plane’. The pilot came on board with a live chicken.
That live chicken was someone’s airfare. Like a schmuck, you probably paid money for your ticket.
If Google had a face, this would be it.
Back from a daring trip to the deep trenches of urban outfitters…
wow i didn’t know they were filming The Walking Dead in NYC.
He looks ignorant.
Yep, he doesn’t even know how to spell louse.
I thought his hat said LOSER in the thumbnail.
It should have.
Is it now customary to advertize the country of the girl you are banging on your head?
Whoa! some pap is about to get a he-man beat down.
That’s one more great thing about Asian sex tourism – the free hats.
Even Stevens: Laotian #1 TV show!
I don’t know why but I like him. You can judge me…
Which way to the circle jerk?
I think the string to his tampon is hanging out…
Where are the bottom of his pants?
Fresh from his quest for Colonel Kurtz the 2nd.
don’t worry he’ll be begging them to take his picture soon.
Benjamin Bratt the pre-Julia Roberts years?
LAOS: Los Angeles Ornithological Society? I knew he was a douche but c’mon!
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