Stylist! Stylist! Over here!
Foor Truck! Food Truck! Over here!
Cabs in New York just drive on by when they see you’re a rich, white jew.
Diabetes! Diabetes! Over here!
I’m assuming the workout gear is a nod to irony.
Nice sixty-pack, has he been doing Pilates?
You can see his enormous belly button crater from across the street.
That didnt take long.
Raise your hand if you sweat whilst eating. Duly noted.
Here’s an idea: How about walking, chubby?
my lord, what is going on under that shirt?!?! I have this feeling his belly button is a foot wide. poor thing. this is the results of YoYo dieting everyone….don’t do it!!!
“If you don’t want to know what sex the baby is look away now!”
Thats that new pillow on those infomercials. Looks comfy.
Remember that chick he dumped earlier? This is what she’s missing.
“This is my new girlfriend that I’m holding up here. We’re going to dinner, then I’m taking her home to fuck her!”
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”
Who ordered the baked potato in a leotard?
I guess Cartman is going back to South Park.
All you need is a tattoo to become “badass!” Too bad he looks like he has bad gas
Some people shouldn’t hold up their hands like that. The homeless will mistake them for sausages.
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