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  1. Stylist! Stylist! Over here!

  2. Foor Truck! Food Truck! Over here!

  3. EricLr

    Cabs in New York just drive on by when they see you’re a rich, white jew.

  4. Heil Dominos!

  5. zaius2000

    Diabetes! Diabetes! Over here!

  6. Henry

    I’m assuming the workout gear is a nod to irony.

  7. Matt Lauer

    Nice sixty-pack, has he been doing Pilates?

  8. catapostrophe

    You can see his enormous belly button crater from across the street.

  9. alex

    That didnt take long.

  10. Perplexity

    Raise your hand if you sweat whilst eating. Duly noted.

  11. Here’s an idea: How about walking, chubby?

  12. lily

    my lord, what is going on under that shirt?!?! I have this feeling his belly button is a foot wide. poor thing. this is the results of YoYo dieting everyone….don’t do it!!!

  13. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    “If you don’t want to know what sex the baby is look away now!”

  14. flimflam

    Thats that new pillow on those infomercials. Looks comfy.

  15. Anon

    Remember that chick he dumped earlier? This is what she’s missing.

  16. Bionic_Crouton

    “Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

  17. Who ordered the baked potato in a leotard?

  18. Bionic_Crouton

    I guess Cartman is going back to South Park.

  19. BenDoverman

    All you need is a tattoo to become “badass!” Too bad he looks like he has bad gas

  20. The Brown Streak

    Some people shouldn’t hold up their hands like that. The homeless will mistake them for sausages.

  21. Raoul

    “Bye, Mommy.”

  22. Stop! In the name of love…

  23. meg

    you ppl are so rude. you bash him when hes chubby. you bash him when he loses weight. and you bash him for gaining the weight back. all the while you all are laughing ur asses of in his comedies. why dont ya just go back to finger poppin each otha’s asshoes!!!

  24. Really? An L.A. Dodgers cap in New York City? Good luck catching a cab, buddy.

  25. cc

    Jonah Hill, baffled by his inability to hail a pedicab.

  26. EmT

    The next day Jonah Hill’s rep claimed he was a victim of angles and weird shirts.

  27. contusion

    This is how you whale a cab. Oops. I did it again. Sorry. I meant “hail” a cab.

  28. Falstaff

    3XLs? I’ll take em all, bro.

  29. Chaz Bono from the thumbnail.
    Chaz Bono in a hat in the full size image.

  30. Low Ball

    Cake! I mean Cab!

  31. Urvag

    Wearing the workout gear everyday does not count as working out. I am surprised Nike isn’t paying him NOT to wear their logo.

  32. He looks like he gets winded from chewing.

  33. He has to be pissed that his dream of a Dominos Pizza/ Taxi Cab did not come true after he read The Secret. The pizza guy just kept going.

  34. Hugh Jazz

    Wave goodbye to Skinny Town, hello Chubby Valley!

  35. Jon

    Jonah Hill hailing a party sub.

  36. Lou Braccant

    Sweet punch in the gut by the invisible man

  37. hollyhood

    thought this was chaz bono from the thumbnail.

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