Stylist! Stylist! Over here!
Foor Truck! Food Truck! Over here!
Cabs in New York just drive on by when they see you’re a rich, white jew.
Diabetes! Diabetes! Over here!
I’m assuming the workout gear is a nod to irony.
Nice sixty-pack, has he been doing Pilates?
You can see his enormous belly button crater from across the street.
That didnt take long.
Raise your hand if you sweat whilst eating. Duly noted.
Here’s an idea: How about walking, chubby?
my lord, what is going on under that shirt?!?! I have this feeling his belly button is a foot wide. poor thing. this is the results of YoYo dieting everyone….don’t do it!!!
“If you don’t want to know what sex the baby is look away now!”
Thats that new pillow on those infomercials. Looks comfy.
Remember that chick he dumped earlier? This is what she’s missing.
“This is my new girlfriend that I’m holding up here. We’re going to dinner, then I’m taking her home to fuck her!”
“Screw you guys, I’m going home!”
Who ordered the baked potato in a leotard?
I guess Cartman is going back to South Park.
All you need is a tattoo to become “badass!” Too bad he looks like he has bad gas
Some people shouldn’t hold up their hands like that. The homeless will mistake them for sausages.
♫ Stop! In the name of love…♫
you ppl are so rude. you bash him when hes chubby. you bash him when he loses weight. and you bash him for gaining the weight back. all the while you all are laughing ur asses of in his comedies. why dont ya just go back to finger poppin each otha’s asshoes!!!
1. Learn how to spell
2. Learn how to write
3. Learn proper grammar and punctuation
4. Find another website where people give a fuck
5. Start making funny movies, JONAH
Shut up, Meg.
“…finger poppin each otha’s asshoes!!!”
Why that sounds like a splendid idea…
Really? An L.A. Dodgers cap in New York City? Good luck catching a cab, buddy.
I suspect he thinks LA stands for Lower Albany.
Jonah Hill, baffled by his inability to hail a pedicab.
The next day Jonah Hill’s rep claimed he was a victim of angles and weird shirts.
This is how you whale a cab. Oops. I did it again. Sorry. I meant “hail” a cab.
3XLs? I’ll take em all, bro.
Chaz Bono from the thumbnail.
Chaz Bono in a hat in the full size image.
Cake! I mean Cab!
Wearing the workout gear everyday does not count as working out. I am surprised Nike isn’t paying him NOT to wear their logo.
He looks like he gets winded from chewing.
He has to be pissed that his dream of a Dominos Pizza/ Taxi Cab did not come true after he read The Secret. The pizza guy just kept going.
Wave goodbye to Skinny Town, hello Chubby Valley!
Jonah Hill hailing a party sub.
Sweet punch in the gut by the invisible man
thought this was chaz bono from the thumbnail.
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Jonah Hill in New York City. (July 31, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN