1. Twitter is an attention whore’s cyber megaphone. Why do people listen?

  2. “Here. Take my phone and take a shot of my ass for Twitter.”

    What a twatwaffle.

  3. Henry

    We need Johnny P! with the no comment.

    • Johnny P!

      Thanks, Henry… bypassed most of this Crap We Missed edition, so didn’t even see this pointless pic.
      So, with the spirit of solidarity in mind:

  4. Mike

    Damn, that could’ve been Jessica Alba for all I know.

  5. ass tweet #111852244665971233.

  6. Perplexity

    Yup, still a big fat ass. And the derriere as well.

  7. The Pope

    “Does my ass look fat in…”
    “You didn’t let me finish!”
    “Did I really need to?”

  8. Cock Dr


  9. Bionic_Crouton

    How original. No one has seen that pose from Kim Kardashian.

  10. Also headed to St. Tropez, I assume.

  11. Amazed

    Once again, that dumb ass KW is drooling over this pig…

  12. “That’s no moon…”

  13. I like the reaction of the woman in the background.


  14. richie

    I’ll never get people who think that’s attractive, though in all other respects she’s very pretty (with all her make-up, etc.).

  15. radadoon

    Man, I think those two Christmas hams went straight to my ass!

  16. hijkmno

    That’s the biggest disco ball I’ve seen since the70′s!

  17. Silverdragon

    Which twitter-acount? Hers or the one for her ass??

  18. She doesn’t look half bad as long as you keep the camera totally out of focus.

  19. EricLr

    Looks like someone is going to prom…in the 80′s.

  20. Jack Ketch


  21. HollywoodOutsider

    All I can hear is Ryan Seacrest yelling 7 … 6 … 5 … 4 … 3 …

  22. Dr. Ike

    Imagine being her proctologist.

  23. ghosts

    Off with her head, all anyone cares about is that ass anyway.

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