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Speak no evil. Smell no evil. Fuck me mate, this is boring.

She’s a princess. She can spit on whoever she likes.

Welfare family.

Oh…and a disappointing performance from Lord Cornwall in the opening of this season’s Commoner Toss.

Mitt Romney’s horse just trampled the PM and mounted the queen… Awkward.

“God I hope that bugger flicks off easy”

What a bunch of fascinating fucks,

You know what makes me giggle (and gag?) remembering how ten years ago people would talk about how ‘handsome’ these two guys were. Are u KIDDING me? On my drunkest day I wouldnt.

” Oh I geddit, *Coxless Pair*! SNORT! “

I’m calling out Mammamiaetc. as a liar. Harry at least is damn cute.

I have never been so keyed up.

It’s funny how you always see the three of them together and… oh…”Team GB”. Now I get it.

Clearly the ginger one smells.

Jesus, Harry…you can’t rip one and blame the horses from way up here…

(Help!, they are holding me captive just so they can turn around their Monarchy.)

Will- “Kate’s ass is like this tight”
Kate- “Will’s ass is like this loose”

“Oh God this is sooooooo boring!”

William: Please let us win…something!
Kate: Why did Harry have to come along?
Harry: I bet right now they’re thinking I’m masturbating to this…they’re right.

“You’re right, if I look over my fingers like this, that horse does kind of look like your step mother.”

William: “Dear God, please don’t let her smell that. Stay calm.”
Kate: “What the fuck.”

Did Camilla and her rider acquit themselves well?

I’m guessing the Rmoney horse just came on the field.

I’m not even going to try and make this funny. They are smelling their fucking fingers!

Caca…pish-pish…weewee…poopies…hahahahahahahaha…