Holy Side Boob!
I just read about her. Besides being a soap actress, she’s the wife of a former Green Arrow, Justin Hartley.
She gives me a Hartley on.
Hallmark’s newest advertising.
I’ve seen the Hallmark channel. Nothing like this is ever on that channel. This is false advertising.
When just any card won’t do…send a side boob
Hot Dog, we got a winner!!
Who? Who cares? That’s badass.
The sideboob bar has been raised…or armhole enlarged, or whatever the sideboob equivalent of a bar is.
I have no idea who Lindsay Hartley actually is or what she’s about. But I’d certainly like to find out.
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