superficial

  1. “Right so you DO know that you can relieve yourself in stationary restrooms right?”

  2. “Hey Taylor. Go get Gaga and meet me in the portable shitter.”

  3. At the Partridge Family reunion.

  4. “Hey Taylor. Where can I get that sweet South American cocaine I’ve heard so much about?
    “That’s in Colombia. This is Brazil.”
    “Oh. Well, what can I get here?”
    “Shot, stabbed and kidnapped.”

  5. JimBB

    Oh shit, it’s a Bro-off!!!

  6. Swearin

    “Look, all I’m saying is that one of us is going to have to change. We can’t both be wearing blue.”

  7. “Bitter beer face? You should drink Keystone Light!”

  8. OMG look at his fucking accent — disgusting.

  9. The Brown Streak

    All Gerard Butler needs is a 2×4 and an American flag to waive…hooooooo! USA USA USA (sticks tongue out of side of mouth)

  10. Quentin

    So that’s where my nighty went. I knew someone stole it from the dryer at the laundry mat, along with one of my socks.

  11. “Look, dude, I’m telling you, you’re drinking a bottle of gasoline additive.”

  12. “For the last time! POR-TA-POT-TY! Where is it?!’

  13. Flatliner

    Looks like Taylor just told Gerard about his idea for a new reality show, of which Gerard would star and provide creative input…Friday Night Shitters.

  14. Roberte

    This is Riiiooooo!

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