I Must Increase My Butt!
I can’t decide if I’m proud or ashamed of living in a society where a woman can just do squats for a living.
It’s hard work maintaining her perfect ass. I’d love to show her my appreciation personally.
“I’d love to shove her my appreciation personally.”
there, I fixed it for ya.
Well, this is a normal shot compared to most of Coco’s candids.
This is the beginning stance for the martial art known as “butt fu”.
Constipation’s a real motherfucker.
“LOOK AT MY ASS! LOOK AT MY TITS! LOOK AT THEM! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOK! LOOKLOOKLOOK!”
“…and one…and DONE! Whew!”
Talk about photo-shopping on that first pic.
I guess the trick is to get the tits far enough forward that the ass doesn’t pull you back, and the ass far enough back that the tits don’t pull you forward.
It’s like the sound of lobsters being dropped in the pot, the screaming of the Bosu ball …
“How to take a grumpy in the woods”
That thing she’s standing on used to be a 55 gallon steel drum
She kinda looks like slutty Barbie on the first picture
This is the method for floating a massive air biscuit while muffling the sound. It smells like Satan’s anus on Sunday morning, but the sound is restricted to a mere “puff”.
She’s in better shape than me. What that shape is…I don’t know.
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Coco posted this pic to Instagram. (July 8, 2014) -Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News