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  1. Something went wrong. That woman didn’t make me angry when I looked at the picture.

  2. Richard McBeef

    Would rather bang Ozzy.

  3. No matter how much weight she looses, her head is still going to be huge…and the hair isn’t doing her any favors. She looks like someone lifted a comic with silly putty and stretched the face.

  4. How do you spell the sound of barfing? The violent kind, that comes out of your mouth and nose.

  5. If the face doesn’t give it away, the hooves do.

  6. ad nasuem

    TIE! Her pace is equal parts “The Mask” starring Jim Carey and “Mask” starring Eric Stoltz.

  7. MrsWrong

    Careful BatLady, your dad is not exactly great at distiction. That punkin heat of yours would make a hell of a meal.

  8. The Critical Crassness

    Now I know what LBD’s don’t look good with……crappy tats and overly bleached hair.

  9. Hemingway

    CONSUME MASS QUANTITIES.

  10. Cock Dr

    Is that a big bar code on her arm? WTF?

  11. JC

    Do you think E put her on “Fashion Police” because they’re in on the joke, or do they legitimately not realize that this chick isn’t in a position to criticize anyone’s choice in hair or clothing?

  12. just here for laughs

    Just slap one of those Glamor magazine black bars over her eyes and call her a “ponytail don’t”. Better yet, just slap the black bar over her face and call it a day.

  13. TomFrank

    It’s like if Mad Men got all scuzzy. And that’s something I DIDN’T say about the Jon Hamm picture back there.

  14. Camila

    “You will isolate, alienate”

  15. Arzach

    Does the government knows that something escaped Area 51?

  16. Sin

    No matter how much weight she looses, she is still stuck with that oversized face.

  17. cutthecrap

    Um Kelly, fyi, orange legs, big head, not a good fucking look. Arrest yourself asap and turn your ugly ass self in to the fashion police

  18. the sunglasses draw attention away from her massive jaw.

  19. cc

    if black is slimming, she should wear a balaclava.

  20. Her jaw with Rumer’s chin would be awesome.

  21. Squishy

    Still think is related to the Willis’

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