Cheating on wife makes happy time and cool refreshing hot cold playtime with hot rub sauce,

All of my mistresses use it. Of course, bitches gotta buy it themselves. I ain’t paying for shit.

It give you big, black American dick.

‘Rememba keeds, Tigah rikes it!’

Tiger has found a culture that accepts women the way he’s used to

Kowa Co. wants to show the Japanese people what a real meltdown looks like

Kowa Rub wruv u rong times

“Kowa heat rub: Great for pain and it doubles as a spermicidal ointment for those unplanned special moments with your hos”….Tiger Woods

“Kowa Heat Rub: Very disrespectful to pain with a heart warming touch!”

Herro friends! Tiger is happy you put fire on anatomical correctness will make very excellent murderer of pain!

“Make heat on nine iron with Kowa! Okay, who the hell wrote this!?”

ROR – rots of rarffs

it makes sense that “male whore” would be written in Katakana.

oh, mista china man, me rikee

Is this an advertisement for a sex toy?

Wow, that’s an easy to say/remember product.

DISCLAIMER: For anal/vaginal personal lubrication only. This product does not protect against unwanted pregnancy, nor does it prevent the transmission of STDs, including the HIV/AIDS virus. CAUTION: Use only as directed as misuse may cause cauterization of the object orifice.

Kowa – a heat rub with a scent of skank

Let’s see….loose Tag Heuer, Accenture, Gillette, AT&T and Gatorade but I will pickup this Japanese dick rub instead. Yeah! I am back on top baby!! {fist pump}

My my my how times have changed….

Heat rub eh? Guess a guy has to pay the rent and alimony with something.