Jersey Shore star Deena Cortese in Seaside Heights, NJ. (July 5, 2011)
Wait, where the hell did this one come from? I was just getting good at avoiding pictures of Snooki’s taint and focusing only on JWow’s knobs.
Has this chick always been on the show, but just getting ignored because her boobs aren’t big enough, or self esteem low enough to have ever been interesting? She’s pretty chunky though…don’t worry baby, drinking Kool Aid with the word “vitamin” in the name will slim you right down.
Compared to the pics from the weekend, it looks like she put on 20 lbs. in three days.
Shows that she swallows instead of spits after blow jobs.
Nice to see Tony Soprano’s sister letting herself go.
I’m glad to see Greenpeace was able to help her off the beach.
Why didn’t they push her back into the ocean?
Hear me out here folks…but just what if, and this is a hypothetical, what if we put her in all wool pants put her on a tread mill and plugged her pants into the power grid. Would the static electricity caused by her thigh friction power our nation?
I’d say just use the friction heat from her thighs rubbing together to boil water and use steam generation.
That’s got to be diarrhea in the cup. Has to, nothing else makes sense.
Horatio Sanz has juuust about nailed his Snooki impersonation
Lawyers for Vitamin Water are typing a cease and desist order as we speak!
Oh, if only. They probably think this is positive product placement.
Don’t believe me? This is a real thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVmiayLHXeU
I’m never eating another pistachio again.
pistachios are only green after snookie sits on them.
Note to Deena: The cup you peed in was supposed to be turned in for your random drug test. However, from the looks of your pee, you failed! So fogetaboutit!
I thought pinch faced witches were skinny.
When the Snookie stands next to this one she looks like a refined & delicate Ewok supermodel.
Oh for the love of….honey, just because you can get it on doesn’t mean IT FITS!
In the 1960s these things were called “sun suits” and no female over the age of 8 wore them.
The unholy triumvirate…left thigh, right thigh, crotch.
The fact that not one molecule of air ever reaches her hooha makes feel queazy.
So Khloe is wearing adult diapers now too?
“I don’t get it…Snooki told me this was ‘Tan in a Cup’ but I’m still pasty white?”
Hey, Kool Aid! “OH YEAH!”
holy shit, how many ugly sticks did this bitch get hit with?
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