superficial

  1. Wait, where the hell did this one come from? I was just getting good at avoiding pictures of Snooki’s taint and focusing only on JWow’s knobs.

  2. Has this chick always been on the show, but just getting ignored because her boobs aren’t big enough, or self esteem low enough to have ever been interesting? She’s pretty chunky though…don’t worry baby, drinking Kool Aid with the word “vitamin” in the name will slim you right down.

  3. Nice to see Tony Soprano’s sister letting herself go.

  4. I’m glad to see Greenpeace was able to help her off the beach.

  5. ad nasuem

    Hear me out here folks…but just what if, and this is a hypothetical, what if we put her in all wool pants put her on a tread mill and plugged her pants into the power grid. Would the static electricity caused by her thigh friction power our nation?

  6. Richard McBeef

    That’s got to be diarrhea in the cup. Has to, nothing else makes sense.

  7. MrsWrong

    Horatio Sanz has juuust about nailed his Snooki impersonation

  8. Stewie Griffin

    Lawyers for Vitamin Water are typing a cease and desist order as we speak!

  9. The Critical Crassness

    Note to Deena: The cup you peed in was supposed to be turned in for your random drug test. However, from the looks of your pee, you failed! So fogetaboutit!

  10. Ismoss

    I thought pinch faced witches were skinny.

  11. Cock Dr

    When the Snookie stands next to this one she looks like a refined & delicate Ewok supermodel.

  12. Problem?

    Oh for the love of….honey, just because you can get it on doesn’t mean IT FITS!

  13. Siloporcen7

    Haggard

  14. cc

    The unholy triumvirate…left thigh, right thigh, crotch.

  15. cc

    The fact that not one molecule of air ever reaches her hooha makes feel queazy.

  16. kec232

    So Khloe is wearing adult diapers now too?

  17. Snack pack

    Moo.

  18. just here for laughs

    “I don’t get it…Snooki told me this was ‘Tan in a Cup’ but I’m still pasty white?”

  19. justuhbill

    Hey, Kool Aid! “OH YEAH!”

  20. cutthecrap

    holy shit, how many ugly sticks did this bitch get hit with?

  21. vitobonespur

    Didn’t she used to play Grandpa Munster?

  22. Avzero

    This chic makes my penis sad.

  23. baron of all media

    This chick’s thighs rub together so much, her gonorrhea spontaneously cum-busts.

  24. Steelerchick

    Wow Gloria Estefan is huge!!

  25. Squishy

    Jersey Shore STAR??? OK, our standards for stardom have sunk to an all time low!! Fugly!

  26. brennan haley

    My Big Fat Greek Supporting Extra

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