Douche curbside check-in
And if he’s hungry, there’s a fresh muffin top at his fingertips.
FUN FACT: The midget in the foreground is Seacrests’ employee paid to circle him at all times to ensure an appearance of maximum height
“See you later, baby! Damn can’t believe that was my 15,000 initiation into the “Mile High Club” and my first with a chick!”
So long as I don’t see him with Julianne Hough, I think I’ll make it.
Why is this man smiling? No seriously, why?
Now that woman is more his speed.
Not seen, the box he is standing on to look taller than that woman.
contrary to popular belief, checks do not make a person look bigger.
Livin’ la vida loca.
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