“So that’s what Eskimo taint smells like.”

poor toff . this bloke has a real bad case of sniffing leather. at least you can’t bloody call him a rotter.

Bruce Willis should lead a special envoy to Buckingham Palace to discuss what to do about that hair.

“oh yeah…dat’s nice, real nice…now hand over dem panties”

It looks like he’s fisting a badger.

There are support groups for people like you and Tarantino

This beaver doesn’t smell anything thing like Kate’s…wot?

The sniffing ritual is believed by the Canadian people to be the source of the king’s power.

Shame about the hair. He has a head that needs a lot of it.

Him say polar bear scent fresh… watch for big piles next time.

“This toupee smells like my favorite shampoo.”

“OK, but where do you light it?”

If he made a bong out of whatever that is, he’s a badass

“Sniff…so it SMELLS like real hair, but will it fool everyone?”

yes, smells like native pussy. next please.

“So if I sniff this 3 times like the legend says, my hair will grow back?”

Here we see Prince William trying to figure out why the hat the Canadians presented him with has three ear flaps.

The Royal Slipper Sniffer

Prince William : “I keep scratching it but I don’t smell the grapes”
Nanook : “Try scratching it again and sniff harder”
Annakpok : “Hey Nanook. Is that not your old moccasin that you use to wipe your ass with?”
Nanook : “Shhhh!!!!”

Put it in our bags and we will loose it somewhere over the Atlantic baby!