superficial

  1. Ah, to be young again. After your body embarks upon it’s initial changes and before your mom casts you in a sex tape with some disposable celebrity.

  2. Deacon Jones

    My penis just enlarged like one of those trick balloons clowns blow up at parties.

  3. It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Chris Hansen ziplining in through my cubicle window!

  4. You know what I miss? Crisp, clear, high resolution photos that haven’t been run through a filter to make them look like they were taken by a camera made of a shoebox and a pinhole in tinfoil.

  5. adm.fookbar

    Not gonna lie, this makes me feel uncomfortable… and not in the way it probably should.

  6. Josephus

    This whole “age of consent” thing…like, if we don’t *know* how old the girl on the left is, it can’t hurt us, right?

  7. Pickle Nose

    Friend with the big jugs is better.

  8. Carlos Danger here, reporting for duty…

  9. EricLR

    Mommy says soon I’ll be able to whore with the big girls!

  10. Ireland Baldwin has the Kardashian compound in panic mode.

    • cc

      Ha! Too true…their revenue forecast spreadsheet was trending down. They are probably consulting with an attorney about the legality of an ‘accidental’ nip slip.

  11. Turd Ferguson

    Who’s this guy that just came into the room and asked me to have a seat and offered me some lemonade?

  12. Caroline

    Oversexualized little twat courtesy of Momster.

  13. I guess there are worse reasons to go to jail

  14. mike

    and the judge’s last words to me after the sentencing hearing were “you lucky bastard.”

  15. To trump Kim’s tape, Kendall is going to have to do a girl/girl boy scene for her upcoming porn debut.

  16. She is fine as fuck and her little friend is nice too.

  17. I cannot stand the Jenner kids. At least the Kardashians abandoned reality (and morals) as adults. These two are still underage, have their own house (where no doubt the next ‘leaked’ porno will take place) and I’ve never seen so much illegal boobs in my life.
    Please stop promoting illegal putang, Fish.

  18. Robb7

    Coltish — and a horse’s ass! Enuf with these trampy no-nothing J-kids!

  19. Yet still no pictures of ManBearPig, AKA her niece North West.

  20. Kendall and Kylie Jenner are making the rest of the Kardashian girls look like ugly little boys. Ugly little boys with great tits, but ugly little boys nonetheless.

  21. Whores in the making. The future of the KarTRASHians.

  22. whatever

    They don’t look Armenian, they look Gypsy.
    What am I saying? Like there is a difference? With that family?

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