Ah, to be young again. After your body embarks upon it’s initial changes and before your mom casts you in a sex tape with some disposable celebrity.
My penis just enlarged like one of those trick balloons clowns blow up at parties.
Did it make one of those “zip whistle” sounds??
It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s Chris Hansen ziplining in through my cubicle window!
You know what I miss? Crisp, clear, high resolution photos that haven’t been run through a filter to make them look like they were taken by a camera made of a shoebox and a pinhole in tinfoil.
But then these people would look like they actually do, and no one needs to see that.
And it’s got to be killing the engineers responsible for cramming all those megapixels into our tiny phones.
Not gonna lie, this makes me feel uncomfortable… and not in the way it probably should.
This whole “age of consent” thing…like, if we don’t *know* how old the girl on the left is, it can’t hurt us, right?
Friend with the big jugs is better.
Carlos Danger here, reporting for duty…
Mommy says soon I’ll be able to whore with the big girls!
Ireland Baldwin has the Kardashian compound in panic mode.
Ha! Too true…their revenue forecast spreadsheet was trending down. They are probably consulting with an attorney about the legality of an ‘accidental’ nip slip.
Who’s this guy that just came into the room and asked me to have a seat and offered me some lemonade?
Oversexualized little twat courtesy of Momster.
I guess there are worse reasons to go to jail
and the judge’s last words to me after the sentencing hearing were “you lucky bastard.”
To trump Kim’s tape, Kendall is going to have to do a girl/girl boy scene for her upcoming porn debut.
She is fine as fuck and her little friend is nice too.
I cannot stand the Jenner kids. At least the Kardashians abandoned reality (and morals) as adults. These two are still underage, have their own house (where no doubt the next ‘leaked’ porno will take place) and I’ve never seen so much illegal boobs in my life.
Please stop promoting illegal putang, Fish.
Coltish — and a horse’s ass! Enuf with these trampy no-nothing J-kids!
Yet still no pictures of ManBearPig, AKA her niece North West.
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