1. brick

    Nice to see that Jerry Jones let his hair grow out a little.

  2. ThisWillHurt

    The Crypt Keeper sings now?

  3. Tiggles

    “I was raised on the dairy, bitch!”

  4. Hank E. Ring

    Can’t imagine needing someone so, but through the years it seems to me, I need you more and more Mr. Plastic Surgeon.

  5. EricLR

    Never gamble on a plastic surgeon who advertises on a bus.

  6. Skeeter

    Does he still own that restaurant chain?

  7. Keith

    Fold ‘em.

  8. tlmck

    Looks like “The Gambler” is about to break even.

  9. Dick van Dyke looks better than him.

  10. And they said the death mask would never pass as the real thing.

  11. He hasn’t changed a bit, except for the plastic surgery.

  12. Apparently his plastic surgeon is unsure as to when and when NOT to fold ‘em.

  13. Mike1

    Lady, I know I look like Freddy Kruger, but I love you….

  14. Jenn

    He and Dolly are in a plastic surgery contest. I think he won and lost at the same time.

  15. Schadenfreude

    He now looks like Rohrschach from “Watchmen”.

  16. “On a warm summer’s evening,
    On a train bound for…I crapped myself.”

  17. Oz Matters

    There comes a point of no return in plastic surgery when you suddenly realise that the Disneyland animatronics team might have been the better choice.

  18. I can’t believe what I’m seeing. He’s actually ascending into Heaven. How in the fuck does he do that?

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