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  1. catapostrophe

    She made him do all the paddling? What a rude, thoughtless little pig!

  2. She is definitely expecting something in the ass. Assume the position!

  3. ThisWillHurt

    Careful there, Slater. Alec could be gathering salmon in that pond.

  4. Matt

    Is it wrong for me to want to beat him with a golf club just because his name is Slater Trout?

  5. can someone explain the appeal of stand up paddleboarding?

    It seems like a combination of kayaking and surfing that eliminates all the best parts of both, keeping just the standing and rowing.

    • cc

      Well, if you were the one standing in the back and she was the one in the front rowing I can see the appeal. But the current arrangement? Makes no sense.

  6. cc

    Stating the obvious…her ass must look absolutely spectacular naked.

  7. Stating the obvious all of him probably looks spectacular naked. They are at a camp of some sort. Perhaps skinny sipping photos are forthcoming. We can only hope.

  8. I Pulled it to Miley's Vadge

    Slater Trout. Give me a fucking break.

  9. Pat C.

    Can’t she post pics of herself with her girlfriends?

  10. anonymous

    Still trying to show off that chocolate starfish I see.

  11. I hope he’s fucking her at least twice a day. She’s built for work.

  12. “Well there’s a nice, natural stance” said the blind man.

  13. “Hurry, Honey. At this rate we’ll come in dead last!”
    “I keep trying to tell you, there is NO PADDLEBOARD RACE TODAY, you fucking ignoramus. Why don’t you come kneel down in front of me and do something productive…”

  14. I believe the proper pronunciation is “Slayed-Her-Trout”…

  15. Porkpie

    Yum. I bet Dad wants some of that.

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