Wonderful, she found a way to physically diminutize him. Emotinally wasn’t enough.
Attack of the 50ft songstress!
“She’s how much older than me?”
He obviously just finished working a Paula Deen event.
That tap-dancing will wear a fella out.
Not true. If he had just left his job as a servant at a Paula Deen “plantation” themed party, he’d be wearing white gloves.
Mariah and her ventriloquist pal Nicky!
What did Paula Deen say? yeah, that’s how I like to dress him up too.
Instagram must die.
Mariah isn’t what she once was and she seems pretty crazy but I would still like to POUND her in the ass (and either launch my seed up her ass or splash it on her face/tits) just for old times’ sake. She was fantastic back in the day.
Yea, me too!
A T T A C K O F T H E 5 0 F T E G O !!!!!!!
Mariah Carey is black now?
If I squint, I can imagine it’s Serena Williams and Lil’ Penny.
Taking notes, Kanye?
“Nah, babe, I didn’t order an ice cream sundae while you were singing. I don’t know what this guy is talking about. We both know that would ruin my dinner.”
“Baby, do you hear the kids crying?”
Willie Tyler looks different.
“Bitch’s getting bigger every day.”
It was then he realized that she fed on his fear. But, sadly, it was too late.
See how my mouth doesn’t even move!
“Damn, That’s a big bitch!”
He’s the Tokyo to her Godzilla.
WAIT! She said I have to hold WHAT in my asshole?
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Mariah Carey posted this pic of herself with a terrified looking Nick Cannon to Instagram. (June 30, 2013) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN