1. SIN

    1. Riding a scooter
    2. Wearing a huge helmet.
    3. Wearing sandals.

    Wimpy homo.

  2. George P Burdell

    Hi Ho Silver! Away!

  3. ThisWillHurt

    “And I want everyone to refer to me as ‘The Hammer,’ ’cause I’m a hard mother f-er, you all.”

  4. Gerard Depardieu does it better.

  5. EricLR

    Looks like someone has gone all method on the Clark Kent character.

  6. My vagina just got even more vagina-ier just looking at the picture.

  7. “Welcome to Hollywood! Here’s your scooter.”

  8. “Who took my fruity little scooter?”- GĂ©rard Depardieu

    • Why do these “celebutards,” who make beaucoup gold, buy these chicken shit little motor scooters? Within a couple of weeks they’re going to wish they had bitten on a bullet and coughed up the cash for a real motorcycle.

  9. If you are going to wear sandals on a motorbike then you don’t need a helmet.. fall of – turn to paste…

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