superficial

  1. Where did she pick him up? StarDouche?

  2. ThisWillHurt

    “Do you see that? That poor homeless man can’t even afford shoes.”
    “Um.”
    “I know, right? It’s like, who’s so down and out that they can’t even afford to buy footwear?”

  3. EricLR

    Somewhere, Ireland Baldwin is wonder where Slater is.

  4. “Velma, Like, where did Scooby run off to?”

  5. Jentilly

    She met Joe Dirt I see

  6. Stay sexy, Rose.

  7. tlmck

    She sure walks funny since the accident.

  8. Robb7

    Pity the paps who hide in the bushes to get a shot at these third-rate losers.

    • I have no idea who the fucking surfer dude is, but Rose STILL has a bangin’ body! And speaking of third-rate losers…was anyone ever able to track down your sister? Sorry, was that a low blow? Oh wait! “Low blow”…I’ll bet she’s at work.

  9. Poor Rose. She used to be a solid C-Lister, but now she has to drag a hippie around by the dick to get the paps interested.

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