1. ThisWillHurt

    “You’re goddamn right I have a man-purse. I’m allowed to. I’m Dick Van Dyke.”

    • Fuckin’ right, Dick Van Dyke is a bad mother fucker

      • George P Burdell

        Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf*ckers get scared, that’s when motherf*ckers accidentally get shot.

  2. Minky Wail

    He looks pissed at something. I pity the next ottoman he trips over

  3. Attaboy, Penis Van Lesbian.

  4. tlmck

    One of the funniest men in the history of the planet, and he does it without four letter words.

  5. Jenn

    I think his murse carries his meds. One of them is an awesome pill, because Mr. Van Dyke is the best.

  6. ruckus

    Not Pictured: Mary Poppin’s destroyed vagina.

  7. Schadenfreude

    Gucci finally found someone to model their new line of colostomy bags.

  8. Robb7

    Hey, you don’t insult a legend, Just let him be.

  9. “C’mon, let’s go home and have our pudding…”

  10. Another one who can’t match a handbag and shoes. This country is going to hell in a hamsterball.

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