“You’re goddamn right I have a man-purse. I’m allowed to. I’m Dick Van Dyke.”
Fuckin’ right, Dick Van Dyke is a bad mother fucker
Yolanda, I thought you said you were gonna be cool. Now when you yell at me, it makes me nervous. And when I get nervous, I get scared. And when motherf*ckers get scared, that’s when motherf*ckers accidentally get shot.
He looks pissed at something. I pity the next ottoman he trips over
Pissed? He’s got a shit eatin’ grin. He’s happy that the viagra finally kicked in.
Attaboy, Penis Van Lesbian.
One of the funniest men in the history of the planet, and he does it without four letter words.
Yea, but boy, does he like the thirty-four letter ones.
He and Bob Newhart – comedy Gods.
Neither one of them curses in their acts. Amazing. Fuck the both of ’em!
I think his murse carries his meds. One of them is an awesome pill, because Mr. Van Dyke is the best.
Not Pictured: Mary Poppin’s destroyed vagina.
Gucci finally found someone to model their new line of colostomy bags.
Hey, you don’t insult a legend, Just let him be.
“C’mon, let’s go home and have our pudding…”
Another one who can’t match a handbag and shoes. This country is going to hell in a hamsterball.
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