Georgio Armani in Formentera, Spain. (July 26, 2011)
Please don’t confuse me with this guy. Thanks.
How you say “teabag” en Italiano?
“hey you, watch how i eat this fruit, i expect you to do the same for me.”
Get up! I’ve told you before, don’t do that when there are cameras about.
Bow! Bow before my old leathery sack!
An old leathery sack eating a peach. That’s pretty impressive.
Wait. He’s a leathery old sack or he has a leathery old sack?
Both. He’s multi-talented, is this one.
If a gay nectarine had to go, this is how he would want it done
I tell ‘em to grab the low hanging fruit and then I show ‘em the peach. Heh heh.
“Oh, dear God, I don’t like them apples!!”
“See? I told you the whole thing can fit. Now you do it just like that.”
Mmm, it’s ripe and juicy with a little fuzz covering it. You’ll love it. The peach is great also.
An’ a-then you a-take-a it in-a you mouth a-like a-this. Pay attention, slut!!!!
I’m telling you, Max Hardcore is out of prison and vacationing in Spain.
Sloppy bronze statue?
You’re supposed to de-seed a mango, man. The “hedgehog” style is a common way of eating as well.
I hope he is using Poligrip!!
The most interesting man-in-leather-skin-and-speedos-with-perfect-white-hair-while-eating-some-fruit in the world.
[inappropriate peach joke]
Well, apparently I have a previously undiscovered phobia about watching old people eat fruit in their underwear.
In the most awkward race in the world, one man attempts to tie his shoe for longer than it takes another man to eat a peach.
GOOD ONE! LOL.
There’s always a tattooed guy in the foreground ready to sell his soul for old man sex.
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