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  1. Please don’t confuse me with this guy. Thanks.

  2. How you say “teabag” en Italiano?

  3. “hey you, watch how i eat this fruit, i expect you to do the same for me.”

  4. GuyLeDouche

    Get up! I’ve told you before, don’t do that when there are cameras about.

  5. Bow! Bow before my old leathery sack!

  6. MrsWrong

    If a gay nectarine had to go, this is how he would want it done

  7. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    I tell ‘em to grab the low hanging fruit and then I show ‘em the peach. Heh heh.

  8. Liz

    “Oh, dear God, I don’t like them apples!!”

  9. Cam

    “See? I told you the whole thing can fit. Now you do it just like that.”

  10. Mmm, it’s ripe and juicy with a little fuzz covering it. You’ll love it. The peach is great also.

  11. An’ a-then you a-take-a it in-a you mouth a-like a-this. Pay attention, slut!!!!

  12. I’m telling you, Max Hardcore is out of prison and vacationing in Spain.

  13. Squishy

    Sloppy bronze statue?

  14. Frugal Gourmet

    You’re supposed to de-seed a mango, man. The “hedgehog” style is a common way of eating as well.

  15. farting old man's wife

    I hope he is using Poligrip!!

  16. Lolli-Pop

    The most interesting man-in-leather-skin-and-speedos-with-perfect-white-hair-while-eating-some-fruit in the world.

  17. [inappropriate peach joke]

  18. Well, apparently I have a previously undiscovered phobia about watching old people eat fruit in their underwear.

  19. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    In the most awkward race in the world, one man attempts to tie his shoe for longer than it takes another man to eat a peach.

  20. Dr Ha-Ha

    There’s always a tattooed guy in the foreground ready to sell his soul for old man sex.

  21. vitobonespur

    Please, Master, knight me with your massive wand so that I may suck your weiner.

  22. Mrs. Ha Ha

    Wow, the trial really did age George Anthony.

  23. hmna

    Ric Flair is looking good these days.

  24. Jack

    “Come, Pepe, tis time to adjust my banana hammock!”

  25. Steelerchick

    I think Grandpa looks pretty good there.

  26. cc

    Yes, sir, right away sir, I’ll dust the sand off your feet just don’t make me eat that pit.

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