1. MrsWrong

    ….And the crowd fell silent as their hands got to work

  2. Richard McBeef

    I don’t want to be her friend, yet I would like to enjoy the benefits.

  3. PoorMaryKelly

    I wonder what the Russian translation for this movie’s title would be? Comrads Who That No Wedding Yet Must Screw?

  4. tlmck

    Remnants from a BJ down the front of her dress?

  5. Squishy

    Fire your hairstylist.

  6. The Brown Streak

    If anyone here would like for me to be a friend with benefit, raise your hand…..NO, I SAID YOUR HAND!

  7. Forever soiled by Timberdouche.

  8. GuyLeDouche

    “You’re kidding? A 350lb steelworker called Milo saw me online and wants to buy me for $3000 and fly me to Pittsburgh? Score!

  9. vitobonespur

    I was really looking forward to seeing that movie until I read that Mila’s ass shots are done with a body double. Now, I don’t really give a shit.

  10. My Left Nut

    Where’s the prom?

  11. cc

    I liked her better when whe was performing oral sex on Natalie Portman.

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