1. “Here’s your order, Ms. Spears. I’ll be back with the other half in a jiffy.”

  2. Gusnolly

    She’s taking that Bradley Cooper break up pretty well.

  3. The young ones wash Ferraris. The old ones fetch coffee.

  4. Cock Dr

    Someone is really fucking thirsty.

  5. Robb

    So that’s how she gets that face of hers…800 lemonades every day.

  6. Snack pack

    For a Starbucks mule, she sure seems sour about it. Oh. Nevermind.

  7. How is she carrying that much? That liquid must outweigh her. Wait… It’s counter balanced by her head.

  8. TomFrank

    In her head, all those straws are microphones, and she’s still famous and sought after.

  9. so there’s at least 7 people who will be glad to see her face?

  10. MrsWrong

    This is how she’s bulking up for Bridget Jones 3?

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Leave her alone. She’s just driven in from Texas and didn’t stop once.

  12. Career Plan B takes effect … now!!!

  13. PoorMaryKelly

    She’s a shoe in for the Ms. Humidity crown!

  14. tlmck

    Glad to see her gainfully employed.

  15. Squishy

    At least she has a side job, but she might invest in a hair net!

  16. The Brown Streak

    Goddammit, they’re making another Bridget Jones Diary movie, aren’t they?

  17. The Critical Crassness

    Her new gig as a production assistant is going well….she can actually carry two trays of drinks now.

  18. As god is my witness, I AM GOING TO POOP!

  19. Renee Zellweger is always a little ray of sunshine on the set, brightening everyone’s day by bringing them their morning coffee.

  20. JesusCan'tHitACurveball

    “You had me at ‘What’s your order?’”

  21. vitobonespur

    “Just pickin’ up an extra couple of bucks until my next movie starts shooting…”

  22. Deacon Jones

    “Don’t you fools know there’s a special ranking that NPR holds for people photographed with 8 grandes at one time?

    (unlock button chirps on Prius)

  23. John

    So… she’s a PA now?

  24. cc

    She bathes in it.

  25. Jon and Kate Plus Hate

    See that finger up the tray on the right? That my friends, is the secret to how she got cast for anything in the first place

Leave A Comment