Nicky Hilton and Ashlee Simpson in West Hollywood. (July 27, 2011)
Little sister sidekicks, i get it.
Today was brought to you by the number 11, and the word “desperation”.
No matter how talentless you think their sisters are…these two are less relevant, and still making more money than you.
“Yeah, we told Paris if she stared at her boobs they’d grow, hahaha!”
When Stupid Bitches Attack!
But which one’s which!?!?
nobody give a fuck.
I thought it was Ellen and Portia in the thumbnail.
These two are a whole lot of boring.
It’s amazing to think that these 2 can be observed to be vacuous shells of narcissism, and yet they’re still inifnitely better off than their respective sisters.
Put some hydraulics on that chin and we can all go dredge up an Alaskan river in search of gold!
Marsha, Marsha, Marsha.
Squishy…my sidekick…what are you doing here?
Seen leaving the More Attractive, Lesser Known Sister convention.
Maybe for Ashlee, but the Hiltons are basically interchangable.
I think I see a lesbian sex tape in the near future.
Ashley makes a great Seeing Eye Dog for Nicky.
I’m throwing a party and I want the dumbest and sluttiest girls in Hollywood to attend. Oh, they’re busy? Well just invite whoever’s next on the list.
Fugly and Fuglier!
Come over her Ashlee, I need your chin to chop up some wood for kindling.
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