Not enough Irish whiskey in that whole fucking country to make me think she is anything but a hideous shrew of a woman.
Like your drunk aunt at the family Christmas party.
At least we can’t see the skid marks in her tights. Oh, wait. Never mind.
For God’s sake someone show some pity and ask her to flash her tits
grandma I would NOT like to fuck
Depends are now available in Cranberry
Glove and long sleeves.
Apparently, she DOES read The Superficial!
$100 says that baton vibrates
Fuck, just go away already!
I’ve had cramps on my calves that were sexier than her ass.
This photo wins for most gay hands.
My grandmother lifts her skirt to fart too. She’s in a home now.
Just checking to make sure it’s still bolted on.
Old woman, get off the stage!
Ah, the smug smile of youth on that tender little piece of fluff at the top of the stairs. When Madge sees this pic, she will sneak into that girls room at night and suck the life force from her until she is a dry husk.
Hang. It. Up. Grandma.
She looks cool with those fish-net Depends on.
No one one is forwarding her memos.
“…and it’s a baton! Okay, let’s see what else is up there…”
Why does anyone pay to see her?
The gay community is a very loyal fanbase.
Because they’re “Walking Dead” fans and masochists.
Okay, Dublin, who wants me to flash some gray pubes?!?!?
I searched wikkipedia for “asshole” and this picture came up.
“When I shit in my fishnet Depends it looks like a Play-Doh Fun Factory in there.”
This one time, at band camp, I shoved some papyrus in my pussy
‘Maxim’ 2008: Madonna nr.4 on the list unsexiest women
‘Necrophilia Monthly’ 2012: nr. 1 on the hot 99 women
“Now serving no. 1274… 1274….”
what the hell is wrong with her ass?
Not shown: Her using that baton as a cane to get off the stage.
The dancer is desperately flapping her arms trying to get away from Madonna.
“Are you Irish? ‘Cause my penis is Dub…as soft as a potato.”
Too bad. I liked a couple of her songs from back in the day, but luckily I never had to watch her. I don’t think watching her now would be such a treat either.
That ass looks like a giant pair of balls. Had to be said.
Look Ma! No veins!
Will she just die already?!
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Madonna performing in Dublin. (July 24, 2012) -Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN