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  1. he left American Idol to “kick some serious ass” with his band??? — the puppy will help a lot, douchebag.

  2. USDA Prime McBeef

    If God had any balls or foresight he would have struck Tyler down in 1979.

  3. Contusion

    Is that Forrest Whitaker in the back?

  4. Basement Jack

    Looks like they found Katherine Jackson.

  5. Melissa Rivers has never looked so good!

  6. What an asshole.

  7. Charlie Kirby

    I think the guy in the hat is Christian Bale, here to console the victims of Steven Tyler’s scarf fetish.

  8. dontkillthemessenger

    The black guy is wondering why Janice Dickinson just signed the autograph with a dude’s name.

  9. zee

    Dude looks like a lady.

  10. But honestly, admit it. The man looks 1000% better than Tara Reid.

  11. BlackAndWhiteMinstrel

    Why’s the dog dressed like Russell Brand?

  12. Henry

    The one on the right is just doing this for drugs.

  13. Carolyn

    A dog for a real man.

  14. ’70s Steven Tyler would want to punch this asshole right in the face.

  15. All I can think now is “That poor dog.”

  16. As soon as that camera is off, he gonna fuck that little dog.

  17. Urvag

    (dog) I shirt turds better looking than you.

  18. his teeth are like yellow piano keys

  19. j/k

    Black dude just realized he didn’t get JLo’s autograph.

  20. cc

    Dognapping is big business I hear.

  21. kittenmittensmascotmeow

    The dog wants to poke its own eyes out with that pen , its already seen too much.

  22. ChickenHawk

    Gina Gershon looked a lot better yesterday…

  23. navvvet

    He looks like a girl

  24. “OK, dude, we got this one. All we need is two more and we’ll have enough for both of us to eat.”

  25. suck it

    Steven Tyler and Bruce Jenner need to dyke it out already

  26. Napoupi

    You meant Janice Dickinson, right ?

  27. mbcl

    twenty scarves and one puppy.

  28. bethy

    BUSTED: They didn’t quite get the wig detached from its donor.

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