1. Crissy

    Ali. Later. Cause these shots aren’t cutting it!

  2. Turd Ferguson

    I thought she died in one of those Final Destination movies?

  3. catapostrophe

    She’s able to pack in a lot of groceries because her trunk doesn’t have much junk in it.

  4. Nik

    so much better than madonna

  5. cc

    Did she remember to pick up Cool Hwip?

  6. I’d help her take her groceries to her car and I’m not even a “courtesy clerk.” In fact, I’m not courteous at all…”Hey, Blondie. I just schlepped your shit to your car. Show some gratitude. And no, I don’t want a tip unless it’s the tip of your tit!”

    • That wasn’t very nice. In fact, I’m quite enamored of her. “Hey Ali, on the off chance you read The Superficial, contact me. You’ll never have to buy toilet paper again!”

  7. squishy

    Nothing wrong with that backside!

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