superficial

  1. “Somebody stick sumting in there! Anyting!”

  2. Johnny P!

    Man: “You can stop wagging your ass like a bitch in heat, Miss Rihanna… the Film Festival ended in May.”
    Rihanna: “The what?!?”

  3. DeucePickle

    Rehearsing for Barbados

  4. mamamiasweetpeaches

    Somewhere seven tail-less horses cry

  5. it had to be said

    Uppercut uppercut jab jab orgasm uppercut to show her you love her

  6. Henry

    She seems at ease here.

  7. EricLr

    See, with an attitude like this, she would have done very well on my antebellum plantation.

  8. Assuming the natural postion I see.

  9. “This is how I got my record contract.”

  10. Bionic_Crouton

    My fantasy is to run up behind her and kick her in the ass. She’s just a bad person.

  11. Neal

    Hey Gary we really need to get this one spayed, she’s presenting again.

  12. lily

    tranny disaster

  13. I’ll be dipped…it says “Rihanna in Cannes.” I could have sworn it said “Rihanna showing her can.”

  14. navvvet

    handcuffs and a running jump

  15. El Jefe

    She assumes the position very well.

  16. tlmck

    My neighbor had a female cat that did that alot.

  17. donkeylicks

    “THIS is Rihanna”

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