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  1. That’s exactly what I would do if I had a pair of those.

  2. Contusion

    Yes, they’re still there.

  3. CranAppleSnapple

    I do that. I also grab them and say Tits. It amuses one and all.

  4. SIN

    Did my accountant say I could write these off as a business expense?

  5. Fingergod

    “Maybe we can just set the picnic on my boobs.”

  6. EricLr

    At least there’s still one pudgy girl left in Hollywood who knows better than to wear a two piece.

    • She doesn’t look pudgy to me, except where she needs to be. But then I’m not very familiar with her. Besides, I’m pretty fucked up in the head…

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/26/jessica-lowndes-020-340_451.jpg[/img]

  7. catapostrophe

    They looked confused about what they’re supposed to be doing.

  8. von

    Where is Avril when you need her, I have itchy nipples.

  9. They also act as her cheat sheet for each episode when she forgets her lines.

  10. KM

    “Huh. Maybe I left my copy of Fifty Shades in HERE…”

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