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  1. Nice nosejob shithead!

  2. Basement Jack

    Eihorn is Finkelstein, Finklestein is Einhorn!!!

  3. Johnny P!

    Is he one of those ex-athletes who’s decided to come out as transgendered later in life and have ‘The Change’?

  4. Contusion

    I’ve made jokes about him looking like a woman before, but this isn’t a joke anymore.

  5. Jesus, he’s even starting to LOOK like Kris Kardashian.

  6. CranAppleSnapple

    Awkward Family Taxidermy.

  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    He looks like a menapausal lesbian now. Put THAT on a WHEATIES box!

  8. Jesus fuck, did he walk in the surgeons office and ask for the pointy and tight?

  9. Charlie Kirby

    He looks like a wax dummy of George Washington with a cheap toupee.

  10. it had to be said

    He reminds me that 1976 was a Lifetime movie ago.

  11. Looks like a dike.

  12. What does Glen Close have to do with the Olympics?

  13. yikes

    If he stopped dyeing his hair he would look exactly like my grandmother.

  14. Cock Dr

    This is what a man looks like after years of marriage into a succubus family with a plastic surgery addiction.

  15. Glenn Close looked so much better when she was off the wagon.

  16. Employee

    the “Jr High Lesbian PE Instructor” look

  17. Henry

    This photo makes me really uncomfortable.

  18. Joe

    Christopher Reeve dies and we’re left with this monstrosity?

  19. Log One

    I have this recurring nightmare where I’m getting married. Always wake up in cold sweat. I’m using that memory now to calm myself.

  20. Mr. Poop

    For an old lady, she sure has a big Adam’s apple

  21. EricLr

    He really should feed before he goes out.

  22. bigalkie

    Seigfried is recovering nicely after the tiger incident

  23. So that’s what an Olympic athelete looks like!

  24. Turd Ferguson

    DAMN that chick has has a lot of work done!

  25. Here is an example of the lesbian finger puppets that Chick-Fil-A has recalled.

  26. Urvag

    What.the.fuck?

  27. journalschism

    He is exactly a red sweatsuit and bottle of peroxide away from being Jane Lynch’s ‘Glee’ stand-in.

  28. Vladmir

    Always wondered what became of Fire Marshall Bill…

  29. Nik

    This is a great example of getting too much plastic surgery. Once or twice is fine, but more than that and you look like this!

  30. Reminds me of my Aunt Charlotte just before she became my Uncle Charles.

    • In all seriousness, what the fuck was he thinking? He was a good looking guy way back when. Was he getting tired of chicks hitting on him or something?

      • “Ya know, it dawns on me that I’m just too ruggedly good looking. I think I need a change…”

        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/25/bruce-jenner-03-340_227.jpg[/img]

      • Considering the last one he nailed, he may have a point in trying to become as pants-shittingly scary as possible.

  31. box

    Glenn Close is truly a handsome woman.

  32. wjaneala

    Fuck. When did MaryLou Retton start the roids?

  33. navvvet

    He looks like Death warmed over

  34. El Jefe

    Those giant polo logos have to be the douchiest, classless things I have ever seen.

  35. M. Verger: “I guess now you wish you would’ve fed the rest of me to the dogs.”
    H. Lecter: “No, Mason, I much prefer you the way you-fuck that, I’m bluffing, stop staring at me stop staring!

  36. Mike701

    Liberace had a bastard son!

  37. Napoupi


    He looks more like Glenn Close than Glenn Close does.

  38. latetotheparty

    Willem Dafoe in drag.

  39. King Diamond

    Looks like a woman golfer

  40. Roseanne Barr

    Who’s the ole bag??

  41. bdog821

    I thought this was Abby Wambach!!

  42. spartacus

    It’s well known that he enjoys the feel of silk and satin next to his skin….

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