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  1. sparkymcgee

    Nice nosejob shithead!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:05 pm /  Reply /110
  2. Basement Jack

    Eihorn is Finkelstein, Finklestein is Einhorn!!!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:06 pm /  Reply /90
  3. Johnny P!

    Is he one of those ex-athletes who’s decided to come out as transgendered later in life and have ‘The Change’?

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:13 pm /  Reply /70
  4. Contusion

    I’ve made jokes about him looking like a woman before, but this isn’t a joke anymore.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:14 pm /  Reply /80
  5. Georgio

    Jesus, he’s even starting to LOOK like Kris Kardashian.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:16 pm /  Reply /50
  6. CranAppleSnapple

    Awkward Family Taxidermy.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:19 pm /  Reply /110
  7. mamamiasweetpeaches

    He looks like a menapausal lesbian now. Put THAT on a WHEATIES box!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:19 pm /  Reply /60
  8. Eric

    Jesus fuck, did he walk in the surgeons office and ask for the pointy and tight?

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:20 pm /  Reply /60
  9. Charlie Kirby

    He looks like a wax dummy of George Washington with a cheap toupee.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:21 pm /  Reply /50
  10. it had to be said

    He reminds me that 1976 was a Lifetime movie ago.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:22 pm /  Reply /40
  11. sexysexy

    Looks like a dike.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:26 pm /  Reply /11
  12. benson

    What does Glen Close have to do with the Olympics?

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:26 pm /  Reply /100
  13. yikes

    If he stopped dyeing his hair he would look exactly like my grandmother.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:31 pm /  Reply /50
  14. Cock Dr

    This is what a man looks like after years of marriage into a succubus family with a plastic surgery addiction.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:32 pm /  Reply /50
  15. TomBrady

    Glenn Close looked so much better when she was off the wagon.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:40 pm /  Reply /00
  16. Employee

    the “Jr High Lesbian PE Instructor” look

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:41 pm /  Reply /60
  17. Henry

    This photo makes me really uncomfortable.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:44 pm /  Reply /20
  18. Joe

    Christopher Reeve dies and we’re left with this monstrosity?

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:45 pm /  Reply /60
  19. Log One

    I have this recurring nightmare where I’m getting married. Always wake up in cold sweat. I’m using that memory now to calm myself.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 4:49 pm /  Reply /20
  20. Mr. Poop

    For an old lady, she sure has a big Adam’s apple

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:06 pm /  Reply /20
  21. EricLr

    He really should feed before he goes out.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:19 pm /  Reply /30
  22. bigalkie

    Seigfried is recovering nicely after the tiger incident

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:28 pm /  Reply /20
  23. maggiore

    So that’s what an Olympic athelete looks like!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:35 pm /  Reply /00
  24. Turd Ferguson

    DAMN that chick has has a lot of work done!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:45 pm /  Reply /10
  25. Meatus

    Here is an example of the lesbian finger puppets that Chick-Fil-A has recalled.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 5:53 pm /  Reply /10
  26. Urvag

    What.the.fuck?

    Jul 25, 2012 at 6:01 pm /  Reply /00
  27. journalschism

    He is exactly a red sweatsuit and bottle of peroxide away from being Jane Lynch’s ‘Glee’ stand-in.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 6:44 pm /  Reply /40
  28. Vladmir

    Always wondered what became of Fire Marshall Bill…

    Jul 25, 2012 at 7:28 pm /  Reply /20
  29. Nik

    This is a great example of getting too much plastic surgery. Once or twice is fine, but more than that and you look like this!

    Jul 25, 2012 at 9:43 pm /  Reply /00
  30. vitobonespur

    Reminds me of my Aunt Charlotte just before she became my Uncle Charles.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 10:53 pm /  Reply /00
    • vitobonespur

      In all seriousness, what the fuck was he thinking? He was a good looking guy way back when. Was he getting tired of chicks hitting on him or something?

      Jul 25, 2012 at 10:54 pm /  Reply /00
      • vitobonespur

        “Ya know, it dawns on me that I’m just too ruggedly good looking. I think I need a change…”

        [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/25/bruce-jenner-03-340_227.jpg[/img]

        Jul 25, 2012 at 10:58 pm /  Reply /00
      • Mancuso

        Considering the last one he nailed, he may have a point in trying to become as pants-shittingly scary as possible.

        Jul 26, 2012 at 1:08 am /  Reply /00
  31. box

    Glenn Close is truly a handsome woman.

    Jul 25, 2012 at 11:33 pm /  Reply /01
  32. wjaneala

    Fuck. When did MaryLou Retton start the roids?

    Jul 26, 2012 at 12:24 am /  Reply /01
  33. navvvet

    He looks like Death warmed over

    Jul 26, 2012 at 12:40 am /  Reply /00
  34. El Jefe

    Those giant polo logos have to be the douchiest, classless things I have ever seen.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 12:43 am /  Reply /10
  35. Mancuso

    M. Verger: “I guess now you wish you would’ve fed the rest of me to the dogs.”
    H. Lecter: “No, Mason, I much prefer you the way you-fuck that, I’m bluffing, stop staring at me stop staring!“

    Jul 26, 2012 at 1:05 am /  Reply /00
  36. Mike701

    Liberace had a bastard son!

    Jul 26, 2012 at 3:35 am /  Reply /00
  37. Napoupi

    …
    He looks more like Glenn Close than Glenn Close does.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 4:41 am /  Reply /20
  38. latetotheparty

    Willem Dafoe in drag.

    Jul 26, 2012 at 6:36 am /  Reply /01
  39. King Diamond

    Looks like a woman golfer

    Jul 26, 2012 at 12:28 pm /  Reply /01
  40. Roseanne Barr

    Who’s the ole bag??

    Jul 26, 2012 at 1:47 pm /  Reply /10
  41. bdog821

    I thought this was Abby Wambach!!

    Jul 26, 2012 at 2:33 pm /  Reply /10
  42. spartacus

    It’s well known that he enjoys the feel of silk and satin next to his skin….

    Jul 27, 2012 at 5:48 am /  Reply /00

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